Rho. [Aside.] She’s sick as aptly for my purpose, as if she had contrived it so. Well, if ever woman was a help-mate for man, my spouse is so; for within this hour I received a note from Melantha, that she would meet me this evening in masquerade, in boys’ habit, to rejoice with me before she entered into fetters; for I find she loves me better than Palamede, only because he’s to be her husband. There’s something of antipathy in the word marriage to the nature of love: marriage is the mere ladle of affection, that cools it when ’tis never so fiercely boiling over.
Pala. Dear Rhodophil, I must needs beg your pardon; there is an occasion fallen out which I had forgot: I cannot be at court to-night.
Rho. Dear Palamede, I am sorry we shall not have one course together at the herd; but I find your game lies single: Good fortune to you with your mistress. [Exit.
Pala. He has wished me good fortune with his wife; there’s no sin in this then, there’s fair leave given. Well, I must go visit the sick; I cannot resist the temptations of my charity. O what a difference will she find betwixt a dull resty husband and a quick vigorous lover! He sets out like a carrier’s horse, plodding on, because he knows he must, with the bells of matrimony chiming so melancholy about his neck, in pain till he’s at his journey’s end; and, despairing to get thither, he is fain to fortify imagination with the thoughts of another woman: I take heat after heat, like a well-breathed courser, and—But hark, what noise is that? Swords! [Clashing of swords within.] Nay, then, have with you. [Exit PALA.
Re-enter PALAMEDE, with
RHODOPHIL; and DORALICE in man’s
habit.
Rho. Friend, your relief was very timely, otherwise I had been oppressed.
Pala. What was the quarrel?
Rho. What I did was in rescue of this youth.
Pala. What cause could he give them?
Dor. The cause was nothing but only the common cause of fighting in masquerades: They were drunk, as I was sober.
Rho. Have they not hurt you?
Dor. No; but I am exceeding ill with the fright on’t.
Pala. Let’s lead him to some place, where he may refresh himself.
Rho. Do you conduct him then.
Pala. [Aside.] How cross this happens to my design of going to Doralice! for I am confident she was sick on purpose that I should visit her. Hark you, Rhodophil, could not you take care of the stripling? I am partly engaged to-night.
Rho. You know I have business; but come, youth, if it must be so.
Dor. to Rho. No, good sir, do not give yourself that trouble; I shall be safer, and better pleased with your friend here.