2. When this play was acted for the first time
in 1673. But about
1675, Rochester contrived to give
such offence as even the
excellent temper of his royal master
was unable to digest. This was
by writing a lampoon called “The
Insipids,” in which the person and
character of Charles are treated
with most merciless and irreverent
severity. It begins thus:
Chaste, pious, prudent,
Charles the Second,
The miracle
of thy Restoration
May like to that of
quails be reckoned,
Rained on
the Israelitish nation;
The wished-for blessing,
from heaven sent,
Became their curse and
punishment.
For this satiric effusion the author was banished from the court.
PROLOGUE.
Lord, how reformed and quiet are we grown,
Since all our braves and all our wits
are gone!
Fop-corner now is free from civil war,
White-wig and vizard make no longer jar.
France, and the fleet, have swept the
town so clear,
That we can act in peace, and you can
hear.
’Twas a sad sight, before they marched
from home,
To see our warriors in red waistcoats
come,
With hair tucked up, into our tireing-room.
But ’twas more sad to hear their
last adieu:
The women sobbed, and swore they would
be true;
And so they were, as long as e’er
they could,
But powerful guinea cannot be withstood,
And they were made of play-house flesh
and blood.
Fate did their friends for double use
ordain;
In wars abroad they grinning honour gain,
And mistresses, for all that stay, maintain.
Now they are gone, ’tis dead vacation
here,
For neither friends nor enemies appear.
Poor pensive punk now peeps ere plays
begin,
Sees the bare bench, and dares not venture
in;
But manages her last half-crown with care,
And trudges to the Mall, on foot, for
air.
Our city friends so far will hardly come,
They can take up with pleasures nearer
home;
And see gay shows, and gaudy scenes elsewhere;
For we presume they seldom come to hear.
But they have now ta’en up a glorious
trade,
And cutting Morecraft[1] struts in masquerade.
There’s all our hope, for we shall
shew to-day
A masking ball, to recommend our play;
Nay, to endear them more, and let them
see
We scorn to come behind in courtesy,
We’ll follow the new mode which
they begin,
And treat them with a room, and couch
within:
For that’s one way, howe’er
the play fall short,
To oblige the town, the city, and the
court.
Footnote:
1. In the conclusion of Beaumont and Fletcher’s
play of “The Scornful
Lady,” Morecraft, an usurer,
turns a cutter, or, as we now say, a
buck. Dryden seems to allude
to Ravenscroft’s play of “The Citizen
turned Gentleman,” a transmigration
somewhat resembling that of
cutting Morecraft. This play
was now acting by the Duke’s company
in Dorset Gardens, which, from its
situation, says Mr Malone, was
much frequented by citizens, as
here insinuated.