The Open Secret of Ireland eBook

Thomas Kettle
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about The Open Secret of Ireland.

The Open Secret of Ireland eBook

Thomas Kettle
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about The Open Secret of Ireland.
in any part.  With its ultimate principle reduced to the status of a Dieu faineant political Pantheism is transformed into political Atheism.  Responsible government is perceived not to exist in Ireland.  Mr Barry O’Brien in his admirable book, “Dublin Castle and the Irish People,” confesses himself unable to find a better characterisation of the whole system than is contained in a well-known passage from “The Mikado.”  I make no apology for conveying it from him.

“One cannot help recalling the memory of Pooh-Bah, ’Lord High-Everything-Else’ of the Mikado of Japan.  Who forgets the memorable scene between him and Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner, on an occasion of supreme importance?
Ko-Ko.  Pooh-Bah, it seems that the festivities in connection with my approaching marriage must last a week.  I should like to do it handsomely, and I want to consult you as to the amount I ought to spend upon them.

     Pooh-Bah.  Certainly.  In which of my capacities?  As First Lord of
     the Treasury, Lord Chamberlain, Attorney-General, Chancellor of the
     Exchequer, Privy Purse, or Private Secretary?

     Ko-Ko.  Suppose we say as Private Secretary.

     Pooh-Bah.  Speaking as your Private Secretary, I should say that
     as the city will have to pay for it, don’t stint yourself; do it
     well.

     Ko-Ko.  Exactly—­as the city will have to pay for it.  That is your
     advice?

     Pooh-Bah.  As Private Secretary.  Of course you will understand
     that, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, I am bound to see that due
     economy is observed.

     Ko-Ko.  Oh, but you said just now, ’Don’t stint yourself; do it
     well.’

     Pooh-Bah.  As Private Secretary.

     Ko-Ko.  And now you say that due economy must be observed.

     Pooh-Bah.  As Chancellor of the Exchequer.

     Ko-Ko.  I see.  Come over here where the Chancellor can’t hear us.
     (They cross stage.) Now, as my Solicitor, how do you advise me to
     deal with this difficulty?

     Pooh-Bah.  Oh, as your Solicitor, I should have no hesitation in
     saying chance it.

     Ko-Ko.  Thank you (shaking his head); I will.

     Pooh-Bah.  If it were not that, as Lord Chief Justice, I am bound
     to see that the law isn’t violated.

     Ko-Ko.  I see.  Come over here where the Chief Justice can’t hear
     us. (They cross the stage.) Now, then, as First Lord of the
     Treasury?

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