to get me anything I want; and I should be much obliged
if you would begin by giving me some money to relieve
my poverty.” The young lady said she would;
and next evening, when she came again, Ma asked her
where the money was. “Dear me!” replied
she, “I quite forgot it.” When she
was going away Ma reminded her of what he wanted,
but on the following evening she made precisely the
same excuse, promising to bring it another day.
A few nights afterward Ma asked her once more for
the money, and then she drew from her sleeve two pieces
of silver, each weighing about five or six ounces.
They were both of fine quality, with turned-up edges,
[38] and Ma was very pleased, and stored them away
in a cupboard. Some months after this he happened
to require some money for use, and took out these
pieces; but the person to whom he showed them said
they were only pewter, and easily bit off a portion
of one of them with his teeth. Ma was much alarmed,
and put the pieces away directly, taking the opportunity
when evening came of abusing the young lady roundly.
“It’s all your bad luck,” retorted
she. “Real gold would be too much for your
inferior destiny.” There was an end of that;
but Ma went on to say, “I always heard that
fox-girls were of surpassing beauty; how is it you
are not?” “Oh,” replied the young
lady, “we always adapt ourselves to our company.
Now you haven’t the luck of an ounce of silver
to call your own; and what would you do, for instance,
with a beautiful princess? My beauty may not be
good enough for the aristocracy; but among your big-footed,
bent-backed rustics, [39] why, it may safely be called
’surpassing’!”
A few months passed away, and then one day the young
lady came and gave Ma three ounces of silver, saying,
“You have often asked me for money, but in consequence
of your bad luck I have always refrained from giving
you any. Now, however, your marriage is at hand,
and I here give you the cost of a wife, which you
may also regard as a parting gift from me.”
Ma replied that he was not engaged, to which the young
lady answered that in a few days a go-between would
visit him to arrange the affair. “And what
will she be like?” asked Ma. “Why,
as your aspirations are for ‘surpassing’
beauty,” replied the young lady, “of course
she will be possessed of surpassing beauty.”
“I hardly expect that,” said Ma; “at
any rate, three ounces of silver will not be enough
to get a wife.” “Marriages,”
explained the young lady, “are made in the moon;
[40] mortals have nothing to do with them.”
“And why must you be going away like this?”
inquired Ma. “Because,” answered she,
“for us to meet only by night is not the proper
thing. I had better get you another wife and
have done with you.” Then when morning came
she departed, giving Ma a pinch of yellow powder, saying,
“In case you are ill after we are separated,
this will cure you.” Next day, sure enough,
a go-between did come, and Ma at once asked what the
proposed bride was like; to which the former replied