I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul; freeze thy young blood;
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres;
Thy knotted and combined locks to part,
And each particular hair to stand on end
Like quills upon the fretful porcupine: 
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood.—­List, list, O, list!—­
If thou didst ever thy dear father love—­

Ham. 
O God!

Ghost. 
Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

Ham. 
Murder!

Ghost. 
Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
But this most foul, strange, and unnatural.

Ham. 
Haste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swift
As meditation or the thoughts of love,
May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost. 
I find thee apt;
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
That rots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
Wouldst thou not stir in this.  Now, Hamlet, hear. 
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
Is by a forged process of my death
Rankly abus’d; but know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.

Ham. 
O my prophetic soul! 
Mine uncle!

Ghost. 
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,—­
O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
So to seduce!—­won to his shameful lust
The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen: 
O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there! 
From me, whose love was of that dignity
That it went hand in hand even with the vow
I made to her in marriage; and to decline
Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
To those of mine! 
But virtue, as it never will be mov’d,
Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven;
So lust, though to a radiant angel link’d,
Will sate itself in a celestial bed
And prey on garbage. 
But soft! methinks I scent the morning air;
Brief let me be.—­Sleeping within my orchard,
My custom always of the afternoon,
Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
And in the porches of my ears did pour
The leperous distilment; whose effect
Holds such an enmity with blood of man
That, swift as quicksilver, it courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body;
And with a sudden vigour it doth posset
And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
The thin and wholesome blood; so did it mine;
And a most instant tetter bark’d about,
Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust
All my smooth body. 
Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother’s hand,
Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch’d: 
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhous’led, disappointed, unanel’d;
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head: