Looking Seaward Again eBook

Walter Runciman, 1st Viscount Runciman of Doxford
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 160 pages of information about Looking Seaward Again.

Looking Seaward Again eBook

Walter Runciman, 1st Viscount Runciman of Doxford
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 160 pages of information about Looking Seaward Again.

“My God!” said he, “when aa get oot o’ this mess aa’ll hae ma revenge on that Ranter.”  And becoming impatient, he began to curse at his supposed friend for advising him to put his head in a rabbit-hole, vigorously announcing that he wished his ——­ head was there instead of his own.  “Aa cud hae run if ye hadn’t persuaded me t’ hide heor.”

“Hae patience!” responded the voice from without.

“Patience be d——!” said he; “Aa wish aa had them ——­ Government men heor.  Aa wad make short work o’ them, the ——­ rascals!”

“Whisht,” said his companion; “they’re comin’ this way!”

In a few seconds Jimmy’s posterior became the subject of some vigorous thrashing.  He was dragged, yelling, from his retreat, and confronted with the men he had so recently sworn to murder.  They asked if he was Jimmy Stone.  He replied in the affirmative, and added—­

“Aa thowt it was Jack Dent aa was taakin’ tee.  He cum heor wiv us.”

“Where is he now?” inquired the officer.

“Hoo am aa t’ knaa?” said Jimmy; “but the Lord help him when aa dee cum across him.  He’s betrayed me.  Nivvor more will aa put me heed in a rabbit-hole!”

His soliloquy was cut short by his captors putting his hands in irons and conveying him to where their colleagues were; and Jimmy would have been included amongst the convicts but for the magnanimous intercession of Turnbull, who informed his captors that they were to leave Jimmy to him.  He was working out a scheme whereby his knowledge would be invaluable to the Service.  So James was not sent to the Colonies.

A well-known farmer, who was accustomed to make friendly calls on the Turnbull family, was caught in the act of bolting with a cartload of unlawful merchandise.  He was sent to Australia, but not as a convict.  Turnbull had found some useful purpose for him also, and he was advised to get out of the country, lest it became too hot for him.

A couple of ladies had attracted special attention; not that they were bellicose, but because in consequence of their abnormal bulk they created some suspicion that they had concealed beneath their crinolines more than their ordinary form.  They were asked unchivalrously to undo their clothing, and with comic dignity and superb self-possession they defiantly declined.  They were then told in the name of the Queen that if they did not undress voluntarily it would have to be done for them, whereupon they adopted the old dodge of weeping and calling themselves unprotected women, whose characters were being assailed by men whom it was not safe for females to be amongst, making the sandy hollows resound with their artificial shrieks and sobs; but it was all to no purpose.  Their skirts were examined, and there were found boxes of cigars, packets of tobacco, and bottles of gin, all hooked in methodical order to an ingenious arrangement connected with the skirt.  These ladies were proved to be on familiar terms with the red-capped gentlemen who were defrauding the Revenue, and not infrequently shooting down its guardians.

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