presume to censure I may have leave to lament.
For a wise man, he seemed to me at that time to be
governed too much by general maxims. I speak
with the freedom of history, and I hope without offence.
One or two of these maxims, flowing from an opinion
not the most indulgent to our unhappy species, and
surely a little too general, led him into measures
that were greatly mischievous to himself, and for
that reason, among others, perhaps fatal to his country,—measures,
the effects of which, I am afraid, are forever incurable.
He made an administration so checkered and speckled,
he put together a piece of joinery so crossly indented
and whimsically dovetailed, a cabinet so variously
inlaid, such a piece of diversified mosaic, such a
tessellated pavement without cement,—here
a bit of black stone and there a bit of white, patriots
and courtiers, king’s friends and republicans,
Whigs and Tories, treacherous friends and open enemies,—that
it was, indeed, a very curious show, but utterly unsafe
to touch and unsure to stand on. The colleagues
whom he had assorted at the same boards stared at
each other, and were obliged to ask,—“Sir,
your name?”—“Sir, you have the
advantage of me.”—“Mr. Such-a-one.”—“I
beg a thousand pardons.”—I venture
to say, it did so happen that persons had a single
office divided between them, who had never spoke to
each other in their lives, until they found themselves,
they knew not how, pigging together, heads and points,
in the same truckle-bed.[11]
Sir, in consequence of this arrangement, having put
so much the larger part of his enemies and opposers
into power, the confusion was such that his own principles
could not possibly have any effect or influence in
the conduct of affairs. If over he fell into a
fit of the gout, or if any other cause withdrew him
from public cares, principles directly the contrary
were sure to predominate. When he had executed
his plan, he had not an inch of ground to stand upon.
When he had accomplished his scheme of administration,
he was no longer a minister.
When his face was hid but for a moment, his whole
system was on a wide sea without chart or compass.
The gentlemen, his particular friends, who, with the
names of various departments of ministry, were admitted
to seem as if they acted a part under him, with a
modesty that becomes all men, and with a confidence
in him which was justified even in its extravagance
by his superior abilities, had never in any instance
presumed upon any opinion of their own. Deprived
of his guiding influence, they were whirled about,
the sport of every gust, and easily driven into any
port; and as those who joined with them in manning
the vessel were the most directly opposite to his
opinions, measures, and character, and far the most
artful and most powerful of the set, they easily prevailed,
so as to seize upon the vacant, unoccupied, and derelict
minds of his friends, and instantly they turned the
vessel wholly out of the course of his policy.