Memories and Anecdotes eBook

Kate Sanborn
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 181 pages of information about Memories and Anecdotes.

Memories and Anecdotes eBook

Kate Sanborn
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 181 pages of information about Memories and Anecdotes.

          All honour be paid her, this heroine true,
          She laid the foundation for things we call new!

          Her hand was so strong, and her brain was so steady,
          That for the New Woman she made the world ready.

MARY W. BABCOCK.

  [Illustration:  THE ISLAND WHICH WE MADE]

Here is one of the several parodies written by my brother while interned in a log camp in the woods of New Brunswick, during a severe day’s deluge of rain.  It was at the time when Peary had recently reached the North Pole, and Dr. Cook had reported his remarkable observations of purple snows: 

    DON’T YOU HEAR THE NORTH A-CALLIN’?

Ship me somewhere north o’ nowhere, where the worst
is like the best;
Where there aren’t no p’ints o’ compass, an’ a man can
get a rest;
Where a breeze is like a blizzard, an’ the weather at
its best;
Dogs and Huskies does the workin’ and the Devil does
the rest.

On the way to Baffin’s Bay,
Where the seal and walrus play,
And the day is slow a-comin’, slower
Still to go away.

There I seen a walrus baskin’—­bloomin’ blubber to
the good;
Could I ’it ‘im for the askin’?  Well—­I missed ’im where
he stood. 
Ship me up there, north o’ nowhere, where the best is like
the worst;
Where there aren’t no p’ints o’ compass, and the last one
gets there first.

Take me back to Baffin’s Bay,
Where the seal and walrus play;
And the night is long a-comin’, when it
Comes, it comes to stay.

[Illustration:  TAKA’S TEA HOUSE AT LILY POND]

THE WOMAN WITH THE BROOM

A Mate for “The Man With The Hoe."

(Written after seeing a farmer’s wife cleaning house.)

Bowed by the cares of cleaning house she leans
Upon her broom and gazes through the dust. 
A wilderness of wrinkles on her face,
And on her head a knob of wispy hair. 
Who made her slave to sweeping and to soap,
A thing that smiles not and that never rests,
Stanchioned in stall, a sister to the cow? 
Who loosened and made shrill this angled jaw? 
Who dowered this narrowed chest for blowing up
Of sluggish men-folks and their morning fire?

          Is this the thing you made a bride and brought
          To have dominion over hearth and home,
          To scour the stairs and search the bin for flour,
          To bear the burden of maternity? 
          Is this the wife they wove who framed our law
          And pillared a bright land on smiling homes? 
          Down all the stretch of street to the last house
          There is no shape more angular than hers,
          More tongued with gabble of her neighbours’ deeds,
          More filled with nerve-ache and rheumatic twinge,
          More fraught with menace of the frying-pan.

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