The Merry Wives of Windsor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 98 pages of information about The Merry Wives of Windsor.

The Merry Wives of Windsor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 98 pages of information about The Merry Wives of Windsor.

[Exeunt all but shallow, slender, and Evans.]

Slender
I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of Songs and Sonnets
here.

[Enter simple.]

How, Simple!  Where have you been?  I must wait on myself, must I?  You have not the Book of Riddles about you, have you?

Simple
Book of Riddles! why, did you not lend it to Alice Shortcake upon
Allhallowmas last, a fortnight afore Michaelmas?

Shallow.  Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you.  A word with you, coz; marry, this, coz:  there is, as ’twere, a tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by Sir Hugh here:  do you understand me?

Slender
Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable; if it be so, I shall do that
that is reason.

Shallow
Nay, but understand me.

Slender
So I do, sir.

Evans
Give ear to his motions, Master Slender:  I will description the
matter to you, if you pe capacity of it.

Slender
Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says; I pray you pardon me; he’s
a justice of peace in his country, simple though I stand here.

Evans
But that is not the question; the question is concerning your marriage.

Shallow
Ay, there’s the point, sir.

Evans
Marry is it; the very point of it; to Mistress Anne Page.

Slender
Why, if it be so, I will marry her upon any reasonable demands.

Evans.  But can you affection the ’oman?  Let us command to know that of your mouth or of your lips; for divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth:  therefore, precisely, can you carry your good will to the maid?

Shallow
Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her?

Slender
I hope, sir, I will do as it shall become one that would do reason.

Evans
Nay, Got’s lords and his ladies! you must speak possitable, if you can
carry her your desires towards her.

Shallow
That you must.  Will you, upon good dowry, marry her?

Slender
I will do a greater thing than that upon your request, cousin, in any
reason.

Shallow
Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz; what I do is to pleasure
you, coz.  Can you love the maid?

Slender.  I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another; I hope upon familiarity will grow more contempt.  But if you say ‘Marry her,’ I will marry her; that I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely.

Evans
It is a fery discretion answer; save, the fall is in the ort
‘dissolutely:’  the ort is, according to our meaning, ‘resolutely.’ 
His meaning is good.

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