The Merry Wives of Windsor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 98 pages of information about The Merry Wives of Windsor.

The Merry Wives of Windsor eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 98 pages of information about The Merry Wives of Windsor.

[Exit.]

First servant
Come, come, take it up.

Second servant
Pray heaven, it be not full of knight again.

First servant
I hope not; I had lief as bear so much lead.

[Enter ford, page, shallow, caius, and sir Hugh Evans.]

Ford.  Ay, but if it prove true, Master Page, have you any way then to unfool me again?  Set down the basket, villain!  Somebody call my wife.  Youth in a basket!  O you panderly rascals! there’s a knot, a ging, a pack, a conspiracy against me.  Now shall the devil be shamed.  What, wife, I say!  Come, come forth! behold what honest clothes you send forth to bleaching!

Page
Why, this passes, Master Ford! you are not to go loose any longer;
you must be pinioned.

Evans
Why, this is lunatics! this is mad as a mad dog.

Shallow
Indeed, Master Ford, this is not well, indeed.

Ford
So say I too, sir.—­

[Re-enter mistress ford.]

Come hither, Mistress Ford, the honest woman, the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that hath the jealous fool to her husband!  I suspect without cause, Mistress, do I?

Mrs. Ford
Heaven be my witness, you do, if you suspect me in any dishonesty.

Ford
Well said, brazen-face! hold it out.  Come forth, sirrah.

[Pulling clothes out of the basket.]

Page
This passes!

Mrs. Ford
Are you not ashamed?  Let the clothes alone.

Ford
I shall find you anon.

Evans
’Tis unreasonable.  Will you take up your wife’s clothes?  Come away.

Ford
Empty the basket, I say!

Mrs. Ford
Why, man, why?

Ford.  Master Page, as I am a man, there was one conveyed out of my house yesterday in this basket:  why may not he be there again?  In my house I am sure he is; my intelligence is true; my jealousy is reasonable.  Pluck me out all the linen.

Mrs. Ford
If you find a man there, he shall die a flea’s death.

Page
Here’s no man.

Shallow
By my fidelity, this is not well, Master Ford; this wrongs you.

Evans
Master Ford, you must pray, and not follow the imaginations of
your own heart; this is jealousies.

Ford
Well, he’s not here I seek for.

Page
No, nor nowhere else but in your brain.

[Servants carry away the basket.]

Ford.  Help to search my house this one time.  If I find not what I seek, show no colour for my extremity; let me for ever be your table-sport; let them say of me ’As jealous as Ford, that searched a hollow walnut for his wife’s leman.’  Satisfy me once more; once more search with me.

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