[Exit.]
First servant.
Come, come, take it up.
Second servant.
Pray heaven, it be not full of knight again.
First servant.
I hope not; I had lief as bear so much lead.
[Enter ford, page, shallow, caius, and sir Hugh Evans.]
Ford. Ay, but if it prove true, Master Page, have you any way then to unfool me again? Set down the basket, villain! Somebody call my wife. Youth in a basket! O you panderly rascals! there’s a knot, a ging, a pack, a conspiracy against me. Now shall the devil be shamed. What, wife, I say! Come, come forth! behold what honest clothes you send forth to bleaching!
Page.
Why, this passes, Master Ford! you are not to go loose
any longer;
you must be pinioned.
Evans.
Why, this is lunatics! this is mad as a mad dog.
Shallow.
Indeed, Master Ford, this is not well, indeed.
Ford.
So say I too, sir.—
[Re-enter mistress ford.]
Come hither, Mistress Ford, the honest woman, the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that hath the jealous fool to her husband! I suspect without cause, Mistress, do I?
Mrs. Ford.
Heaven be my witness, you do, if you suspect me in
any dishonesty.
Ford.
Well said, brazen-face! hold it out. Come forth,
sirrah.
[Pulling clothes out of the basket.]
Page.
This passes!
Mrs. Ford.
Are you not ashamed? Let the clothes alone.
Ford.
I shall find you anon.
Evans.
’Tis unreasonable. Will you take up your
wife’s clothes? Come away.
Ford.
Empty the basket, I say!
Mrs. Ford.
Why, man, why?
Ford. Master Page, as I am a man, there was one conveyed out of my house yesterday in this basket: why may not he be there again? In my house I am sure he is; my intelligence is true; my jealousy is reasonable. Pluck me out all the linen.
Mrs. Ford.
If you find a man there, he shall die a flea’s
death.
Page.
Here’s no man.
Shallow.
By my fidelity, this is not well, Master Ford; this
wrongs you.
Evans.
Master Ford, you must pray, and not follow the imaginations
of
your own heart; this is jealousies.
Ford.
Well, he’s not here I seek for.
Page.
No, nor nowhere else but in your brain.
[Servants carry away the basket.]
Ford. Help to search my house this one time. If I find not what I seek, show no colour for my extremity; let me for ever be your table-sport; let them say of me ’As jealous as Ford, that searched a hollow walnut for his wife’s leman.’ Satisfy me once more; once more search with me.