Anne.
May be he tells you true.
Fenton.
No, heaven so speed me in my time to come!
Albeit I will confess thy father’s wealth
Was the first motive that I wooed thee, Anne:
Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value
Than stamps in gold, or sums in sealed bags;
And ’tis the very riches of thyself
That now I aim at.
Anne.
Gentle Master Fenton,
Yet seek my father’s love; still seek it, sir.
If opportunity and humblest suit
Cannot attain it, why then,—hark you hither.
[They converse apart.]
[Enter shallow, slender, and mistress quickly.]
Shallow.
Break their talk, Mistress Quickly: my kinsman
shall speak for himself.
Slender.
I’ll make a shaft or a bolt on ’t.
’Slid, ’tis but venturing.
Shallow.
Be not dismayed.
Slender.
No, she shall not dismay me. I care not for that,
but that I am afeard.
Quickly.
Hark ye; Master Slender would speak a word with you.
Anne.
I come to him. [Aside.] This is my father’s
choice.
O, what a world of vile ill-favour’d faults
Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year!
Quickly.
And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a
word with you.
Shallow.
She’s coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou
hadst a father!
Slender. I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you good jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress Anne the jest how my father stole two geese out of a pen, good uncle.
Shallow.
Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.
Slender.
Ay, that I do; as well as I love any woman in Gloucestershire.
Shallow.
He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.
Slender.
Ay, that I will come cut and long-tail, under the
degree of a squire.
Shallow.
He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.
Anne.
Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.
Shallow.
Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that good
comfort. She
calls you, coz; I’ll leave you.
Anne.
Now, Master Slender.
Slender.
Now, good Mistress Anne.—
Anne.
What is your will?
Slender.
My will! ’od’s heartlings, that’s
a pretty jest indeed! I ne’er
made my will yet, I thank heaven; I am not such a
sickly creature,
I give heaven praise.
Anne.
I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?
Slender. Truly, for mine own part I would little or nothing with you. Your father and my uncle hath made motions; if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be his dole! They can tell you how things go better than I can. You may ask your father; here he comes.