What flocks of critics hover
here to-day,
As vultures wait on armies
for their prey,
All gaping for the carcase
of a play!
And presently occurs the familiar passage—
Let those find fault whose
wit’s so very small,
They’ve had to show
that they can think at all.
Errors, like straws, upon
the surface flow;
He who would search for pearls
must dive below.
Fops may have leave to level
all they can,
As pigmies would be glad to
lop a man.
Half wits are fleas, so little
and so light,
We scarce could know they
live, but that they bite.
Another prologue begins—
They who write ill, and they
who ne’er durst write,
Turn critics out of mere revenge
and spite;
A playhouse gives them fame;
and up then starts
From a mean fifth-rate wit,
a man of parts.
The more important critics are described as—
A jury of the wits who still
stay late,
And in their club decree the
poor play’s fate;
Their verdict back is to the
boxes brought,
Thence all the town pronounces
it their thought.
“The little Hectors of the pit” are also spoken of, and there is mention of “Fop-corner,” the prototype of “Fop’s-alley” of later years. Now, “a kind, hearty pit” is prayed for, and now, in a prologue delivered before the University of Oxford, stress is laid upon the advantages of “a learned pit.” It may be noted, too, that the prologues of Dryden, apart from their wit, and overlooking, if that can possibly be managed, their distressing grossness, are invaluable for the accurate and minute pictures they present of English life, manners, costumes, and character in the reign of Charles II.