O.S.

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Gems from the juniors.

The following articles have been written by a little band of patriots who, without any hope of gain or self-aggrandisement, have poured forth of their store of wisdom and experience for the instruction, comfort and encouragement of their fellow-countrymen:—­

The British Navy.

We are all very proud of the Navy.  It is the largest in the world and all the men in it are very brave, and kind too I expeck.  Alfred the great invented it hundreds of years ago so it has had a long time to practis in.  When a sailer wants to say yes he says Ay, ay, sir, not offen mum because the captain is always a man.  Perhaps some day he wont be.  I have got an uncle who is a captain in the Navy.  He says that in the olden days sailers had such bad food that it walked about and if it was up the other end of the table you ony had to whissel and it came down your end dubble quick.  But I don’t know if that is true.  Anyhow everything is all rite now but this plesant thouhgt must not stop us sending parsels to the sailers, as you cant fish up cakes and apples out of the sea and they like them very much.

John bright (age 9-1/2).

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Solgiers.

Solgiers wear karki.  If you are an offiser the others salut you if you arn’t they don’t.  People musn’t kill each other unless they have to becos it’s rwong.  Solgiers have to.  They have to pollish there buttens as well.  It is there cheef job unless they are offisers.  Then they don’t becos they get paid more and let some one else do it for them.  Before the war solgiers were only one kind of man, now they are all kinds but mostly good.  Granpa is a genral so he knows.  A frend of fathers is a private, he is quite nice but he mayn’t come to dinner when granpas here.  I shall be a solgier when I grow up praps a genral but Im not sure.  I would like to be someone with a sord and a drum.  Granpa hasn’t got a drum.

Douglas BAYSWATER (age 8).

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America.

America is really the name of a continent but when we say America we mean the bit of it that used to belong to us.  Americans do not have a king they used to have our King but they gave him up.  It wasn’t the King we have now or perhaps they wouldn’t have.  So they have someone called a President who does instead but he doesn’t wear a crown and he only lasts a short time like the Lord Mare or a little longer.  Besides the President there are men called millonares, they are normously rich and do insted of princes and dukes, who they haven’t got either but not because they don’t like them but because it is a Republic.  Americans don’t like war but if they have to fight they can do it all right Father says.