Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 25, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 44 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 25, 1917.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 25, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 44 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 25, 1917.

Yes, and their language is often very regrettable.

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TO FRANCE.

  If so it be for every generous thought
    Spring scents are sweeter yet. 
  For every task with high endeavour wrought
    Earth’s gems are fairer set—­
    Primrose and violet;

  If for each noble dream in dormant seed
    The life-spark stirs and glows;
  If for the fame of each heroic deed
    Some bloom the lovelier grows—­
    White lily or red rose;

  Then, France, thou shouldst be lavish of thy flowers
    For all our dead and thine,
  And for all women’s tears, or thine or ours,
    Put forth some tender sign—­
    Heartsease or eglantine.

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CHILDREN’S TALES FOR GROWN-UPS.

THE JUDGMENT OF THE ASS.

VII.

It was in the year that the donkey was elected judge, because only he and the mule came to vote and the mule spoiled his voting-paper.

The weasel came before the court to make a serious complaint against the rat.

“Most learned judge,” said the weasel, “the rat came to me for advice.  ‘Tell me,’ he said, ’how I can obtain a delicious piece of cheese I have seen.’  I showed him how he could get it.  He ate the cheese, and since then he has not ceased to revile me.”

“Most unjust,” said the judge.  “What has the rat to say?”

“The rat does not appear,” said the mule, who was usher.

“And why not?” asked the judge.

“He is still in the trap,” said the usher.

“I showed him the way in,” said the weasel proudly.

“But not the way out,” said the rat’s prospective widow.

“He only asked me how he could get the cheese, and I showed him,” said the weasel.

“The weasel shall have the reward of virtue,” said the judge.  “As for the rat I shall fine him for contempt of court in not appearing.”

“Justice!” cried the rat’s prospective widow.  “I demand my husband.”

“You shall have him,” said the ass.  “I order the weasel to show you the way into the trap.”

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An Indian Circus handbill:—­

“Programme of the Bengal Grand Cirkcus Co: 
Performings begin P.P.M.

PART I.

1.  Some horses will make very good tricks.

2.  The Klown will come and talk with the horses therefore audience will laugh itself very much.

3.  The lady will walk on horses back when horses jumping very much.

4.  The Klown will make a joking word and lady will become too angry, then Klown will run himself away.

5.  The boy he will throw a ball to upside and he will catch the ball in downward journey.

6.  This is very jumping tricks.

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