Pigeon-holes of memory!  Think of the degradation.  And memory was once a honeycomb, a hive of all the wonderful words of poets, of all the marvellous moods of lovers.  Once it was a shell that listened tremulously upon Olympus, and caught the accents of the Gods; now it is a phonograph catching every word that falleth from the mouths of the board of guardians.  Once a muse, now a servile drudge ’twixt man and man.

And this ‘pigeon-hole’ memory—­once an impressionist of divine moments, now the miser of all unimportant, trivial detail—­is our tyrant, the muse of modern talk.  Men talk now not what they feel or think, but what they remember, with their bad good memories.  If they remembered the poets, or their first love, or the spring, or the stars, it were well enough:  but no! they remember but what the poets ate and wore, the last divorce case, the state of the crops, the last trivial detail about Mars.  The man with the muck-rake would have made a great reputation as a talker had he lived to-day:  for, as our modern speech has it, a Great Man simply means a Great Memory, and a Great Memory is simply a prosperous marine-store.

What, in fact, do we talk about?  Mainly about our business, our food, or our diseases.  All three themes more or less centre in that of food.  How we revel in the brutal digestive details, and call it gastronomy!  How our host plumes himself on his wine, as though it were a personal virtue, and not the merely obvious accessory of a man with ten thousand a year!  Strange, is it not, how we pat and stroke our possessions as though they belonged to us, instead of to our money—­our grandfather’s money?

There is, some hope and believe, an imminent Return to Simplicity—­Socialism the unwise it call.  If it be really true, what good news for the grave humorous man, who hates talking to anything but trees and children!  For, if that Return to Simplicity means anything, it must mean the sweeping away of immemorial rookeries of talk—­such crannied hives of gossip as the professions, with all their garrulous heritage of trivial witty ana:  literary, dramatic, legal, aristocratic, ecclesiastical, commercial.  How good to dip them all deep in the great ocean of oblivion, and watch the bookworms, diarists, ‘raconteurs,’ and all the old-clothesmen of life, scurrying out of their holes, as when in summer-time Mary Anne submerges the cockroach trap within the pail!  And oh, let there be no Noah to that flood!  Let none survive to tell another tale; for, only when the chronicler of small-beer is dead shall we be able to know men as men, heroes as heroes, poets as poets—­instead of mere centres of gossip, an inch of text to a yard of footnote.  Then only may we begin to talk of something worth the talking:  not merely of how the great man creased his trousers, and call it ‘the study of character,’ but of how he was great, and whether it is possible to climb after him.