[Illustration:  Lady of rather uncertain age (filling in application form for employment). “COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT YEAR I SHOULD HAVE TO BE BORN IN TO MAKE ME TWENTY-EIGHT?”]

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    “A large assortment of real fur soft felt cats (Clerical).”—­Advt. in
    “Glasgow Herald."

The tame kind, we suppose, so popular at tea-parties.