over the world in which we live. Hence anything
which will curtail our sufferings and add to our pleasures
or our powers, should be sought as the highest good.
Geometry is desirable, not as a noble intellectual
exercise, but as a handmaid to natural philosophy.
Astronomy is not to assist the mind to lofty contemplation,
but to enable mariners to verify degrees of latitude
and regulate clocks. A college is not designed
to train and discipline the mind, but to utilize science,
and become a school of technology. Greek and
Latin exercises are comparatively worthless, and even
mathematics, unless they can be converted into practical
use. Philosophy, as ordinarily understood,—that
is, metaphysics,—is most idle of all, since
it does not pertain to mundane wants. Hence the
old Grecian philosopher labored in vain; and still
more profitless were the disquisitions of the scholastics
of the Middle Ages, since they were chiefly used to
prop up unintelligible creeds. Theology is not
of much account, since it pertains to mysteries we
cannot solve. It is not with heaven or hell,
or abstract inquiries, or divine certitudes, that
we have to do, but the things of earth,—
things that advance our material and outward condition.
To be rich and comfortable is the end of life,—not
meditations on abstract and eternal truth, such as
elevate the soul or prepare it for a future and endless
life. The certitudes of faith, of love, of friendship,
are of small value when compared with the blessings
of outward prosperity. Utilitarianism is the
true philosophy, for this confines us to the world
where we are born to labor, and enables us to make
acquisitions which promote our comfort and ease.
The chemist and the manufacturer are our greatest benefactors,
for they make for us oils and gases and paints,—things
we must have. The philosophy of Bacon is an immense
improvement on all previous systems, since it heralds
the jubilee of trades, the millennium of merchants,
the schools of thrift, the apostles of physical progress,
the pioneers of enterprise,—the Franklins
and Stephensons and Tyndalls and Morses of our glorious
era. Its watchword is progress. All hail,
then, to the electric telegraph and telephones and
Thames tunnels and Crystal Palaces and Niagara bridges
and railways over the Rocky Mountains! The day
of our deliverance is come; the nations are saved;
the Brunels and the Fieldses are our victors and leaders!
Crown them with Olympic leaves, as the heroes of
our great games of life. And thou, O England!
exalted art thou among the nations,—not
for thy Oxfords and Westminsters; not for thy divines
and saints and martyrs and poets; not for thy Hookers
and Leightons and Cranmers and Miltons and Burkes
and Lockes; not for thy Reformation; not for thy struggles
for liberty,—but for thy Manchesters and
Birminghams, thy Portsmouth shipyards, thy London
docks, thy Liverpool warehouses, thy mines of coal
and iron, thy countless mechanisms by which thou bringest