NO. III. (A WEEK LATER.)
The Elections are now nearing an end, and it is possible to summarise the results. It is not surprising that our opponents should be reduced to the lowest depths of despair. They counted with the utmost certainty on a majority of two hundred. But, as matters stand, it is out of the question that their preponderance should exceed fifty. Where are now the confident boastings with which they inaugurated the campaign? They have confused the judgment of the electors with every kind of side-issue. Misrepresentations have been sown broadcast, and have, in too many instances, succeeded. But the great heart of the country is still sound. Votes must be weighed as well as counted, and it is safe to assume that, with a paltry and heterogeneous majority of merely fifty, the advocates of revolution will be reduced to impotence, even if they can succeed in forming a Government at all. The result is one on which our Party may well congratulate themselves. They have worked hard, and the solid fruit of their efforts is now within their reach. We may safely say that the Irish policy of our opponents has received its death-blow.
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[Illustration: “There he blows!”
(The German Emperor has gone Whaling in the North Seas.)]
“There he blows! There he goes!”
Like a Titan in throes,
With his wallopping tail, and his wave-churning
nose,
The spouting Cetacean Colossus!
Eh? Harpoon that Monster! The
thought makes one pale,
With one thundering thwack of that thumping
big tail,
To the skies in small splinters
he’d toss us!
Rolling in foaming wild billows, ice-laden
He goes, like the “boisterous sea”
(vide HADYN!)
“Upheaved from the deep,”
swift, tremendous,
Leviathan sports on the far-foaming wave.
If he runs athwart us, what power
shall save,
From the doom to which promptly
he’d send us?
His “soundings,” or “diggings,”
are many and deep;
But would that his “three-hundred
fathoms” he’d keep,
Below in the ocean’s
cold quiet.
But no, not at all; he’s not that
sort of whale!
He must breathe, he must blow, he must
roar, till the gale
Is charged with the sound
of his riot.
Leviathan loves the wild turmoil of strife,
And lashing the billows to him is true
life;
Behold how he buffets and
scourges them!
Chase him? The Captain (though also
a Kaiser),
Might think that his course to avoid him
were wiser,
Until sheer necessity urges
them.
And yet whales are beaten—by
narwhals and men,
And other mere pigmies. ’Tis
said, now and then,
E’en sword-fish can
compass their ruin,
By stabbing together—in Cassius’s
way
With Caesar. Leviathan, dead,
is a prey
To dog-fish, and sea-birds,
or Bruin.