Sir Peter Laurie passes so quickly from hyper-loyalty to downright treason, that he is an insolvable problem.  As wigs were once worn out of compliment to a monarch, so when the Queen expects a little heir, Sir Peter causes a gentleman, over whom he has an accidental influence, to have a little hair too.  But oh the hypocrite! the traitor! he at the same time gives a shilling to have the ha(e)ir cut off from the crown.  It is quite time to look to the

[Illustration:  HEIR PRESUMPTIVE.]

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ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY.

PUNCH begs to state that, owing to the immense press of matter on hand, the following contributions only can expect insertion in the body of PUNCH during the whole of next week.  Contributors are requested to send early—­carriage paid.

N.B.—­PUNCH does not pledge himself for the return of any article.

TURKEYS—­for which PUNCH undertakes to find cuts, and plates—­unlimited.

SAUSAGES, to match the above.  Mem.—­no undue preference, or Bill Monopoly.  Epping and Norfolk equally welcome.

MINCE PIES, per dozen—­thirteen as twelve.  No returns.

“OH, THE ROAST BEEF OF OLD ENGLAND,” with additional verses, capable of various encores.

PUDDINGS received from ten till four.  PUNCH makes his own sauce; the chief ingredient is brandy, which he is open to receive per bottle or dozen.

LARGE HAMPERS containing small turkeys, &c., may be pleasantly filled with lemons, candied citron, and lump sugar.

TO THE LADIES EXCLUSIVELY.

(Private and confidential, quite unknown to Judy.)

BRYANT has had orders to suspend a superb Mistletoe bough in the publishing-office.  PUNCH will be in attendance from daylight till dusk.  To prevent confusion, the salutes will he distributed according to the order of arrival.

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TO PUNSTERS AND OTHERS.

PUNCH begs to state he is open to receive tenders for letter-press matter, to be illustrated by the

[Illustration:  FOLLOWING CUT.]

N.B.  They must be sent in sealed, and will be submitted to a select committee, consisting of Peter Laurie, and Borthwick, and Deaf Burke.

N.B.  No Cutting-his-Stick need apply.

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PEN AND PALETTE PORTRAITS.

(TAKEN FROM THE FRENCH.)

BY ALPHONSE LECOURT.

(Continued.)

PORTRAIT OF THE LOVER.

CHAPTER II.

IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TREATS OF LOVERS IN GENERAL.