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A CON.  BY DUNCOMBE.

“Why are four thousand eight hundred and forty yards of land obtained on credit like a drinking song?”—­“Because it’s an-acre-on-tic.”—­“I think I had you there!”

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A WOOD CUT.

A correspondent of one of the morning papers exultingly observes, that the wood-blocks which are about being removed from Whitehall are in excellent condition.  If this is an allusion to the present ministry, we should say, emphatically, NOT.

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REVENGE IS SWEET.

The Tories in Beverley have been wreaking their vengeance on their opponents at the late election, by ordering their tradesmen who voted against the Conservative candidate to send in their bills.  Mr. Duncombe declares that this is a mode of revenge he never would condescend to adopt.

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  If Farren, cleverest of men,
    Should go to the right about,
  What part of town will he be then?—­
    Why, Farren-done-without!

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“WHAT HO!  APOTHECARY.”

Cox, a pill-doctor at Leeds, it is reported, modestly requested a check for L10, for the honour of his vote.  Had his demand been complied with, we presume the bribe would have been endorsed, “This draught to be taken at poll time.”

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QUESTION BY THE DISOWNED OF NOTTINGHAM.

Why do men who are about to fight a duel generally choose a field for the place of action?

ANSWER BY COLONEL SIBTHORP.

I really cannot tell; unless it be for the purpose of allowing the balls to graze.

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REVIEW.

Two Prize Essays.  By LORD MELBOURNE and SIR ROBERT PEEL. 8 vols. folio.  London:  Messrs. SOFTSKIN and TINGLE, Downing-street.

We congratulate the refined and sensitive publishers on the production of these elaborately-written gilt-edged folios, and trust that no remarks will issue from the press calculated to affect the digestion of any of the parties concerned.  The sale of the volumes will, no doubt, be commensurate with the public spirit, the wisdom, and the benevolence which has uniformly characterised the career of their illustrated authors.  Two more statesmanlike volumes never issued from the press; in fact, the books may be regarded as typical of all statesmen.  The subject, or rather the line of argument, is thus designated by the respective writers:—­

ESSAY I.—­“On the Fine Art of Government, or how to do the least possible good to the country in the longest possible time, and enjoy, meanwhile, the most ease and luxury.”  By LORD MELBOURNE.