the Baron to himself, settling down to “the Yarn.”  Chapter I. Now a strange thing happened.  The Story broke off! suddenly—­inexplicably.  Descriptions, yes, by the handful, by the cartload—­all excellent, no doubt—­and much to be appreciated by a reader with nothing on earth to do the whole year round; but, about page 53, the Baron began to be uneasy, shifted his pillows, refilled pipe, took “modest quencher,” and then turned to grapple with The Wrecker.  No good.  Where the deuce had the Story got to?  When would the excitement come in?  Where was the sensation?  Toiling on, went the Baron, stopping frequently to wish he had a dictionary wherein he might ascertain the meaning of strange, uncouth words and phrases, and to anathematise the Authors separately or together.  Had OSBOURNE interfered with STEVENSON, or was STEVENSON allowing OSBOURNE to have his say, reserving himself for a grand coup at half-price?  Would OSBOURNE chuck STEVENSON overboard, or was it to be t’other way off?  At page 90 the Baron decided he would take a walk round, even if it were pouring cats and dogs, and exclaiming, “Air, air, give me air!” he rushed forth.  It was fine.  A brisk walk and a talk—­just like King CHARLES “who walked and talked”—­with his genial host REGI SYDE, restored the Baron’s circulation, and made him wonder to himself at the reported great circulation of the book.  Back to his room again—­into easy chair—­p. 100—­Happy Thought.  This book is about ships and sea, The Baron will be a Skipper!—­and so he skips, skips, with great relief, until “A sail in sight appears,”—­spell it “sale,” and there’s a picture of it—­“He hails it with three cheers!”

Now the Story, at p. 134, begins in good earnest, and, except for the idle dilletante reader, all the foregoing, from the first Chapter, might go by the board—­that is, as far as the Baron can make out.  He speaks only for himself.  The Chapter describing the sale by auction is first-rate; no doubt about it.  The Baron’s spirits, just now down to zero, rose to over 100 deg..  On we go:  Throw over OSBOURNE, and come along with Louis STEVENSON of Treasure Island.  Bah! that exciting Chapter was but a flash in the pan:  brilliant but brief:  and “Here we are!” growls the Baron, “struggling along among a lot of puzzling lumber in search of excitement number two, which does not seem to come until Chapter XXIV., p. 383.”  Then there is a good blow out—­of brains, a scrimmaging, a banging, and a firing, and a scuffling, and a fainting, and one marvellous effect.  And then—­is heard no more.  The Baron harks back, harks for’ard.  No:  puzzlement is his portion.  Who was who, when everybody turned out to be somebody else?  Where was the Money? or more important, Where is the Interest?  “Well, that I cannot tell,” quoth he, “but ’twas a famous queer Sto-ree!” Perhaps the Baron, reading against time, did not do it justice; or, perhaps he did.  Anyway, meeting a Lady-Stevensonian admirer, the Baron ventured to communicate to her his great disappointment; whereupon she timidly whispered, “Well, Baron, to tell you the truth, I quite agree with you.  I found it awfully tedious—­except the sensations; but everybody is praising it; so please, O please, do not betray my secret!” “Madam, a lady’s secret, even the universally-known Lady Audley’s Secret, is inviolable when intrusted to