The butt of a dead cigar you are bound
to keep in your pocket,—
With never a new one to light tho’
it’s charred and black to the
socket.
Open the old cigar-box,—let
me consider a while,—
Here is a mild Manilla,—there
is a wifely smile.
Which is the better portion,—bondage
bought with a ring,
Or a harem of dusky beauties, fifty tied
in a string?
Counsellors cunning and silent—comforters
true and tried,
And never a one of the fifty to sneer
at a rival bride.
Thought in the early morning, solace in
time of woes,
Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm
ere my eyelids close.
This will the fifty give me, asking nought
in return,
With only a Suttee’s passion,—to
do their duty and burn.
This will the fifty give me. When
they are spent and dead,
Five times other fifties shall be my servants
instead.
The furrows of far-off Java, the isles
of the Spanish Main,
When they hear my harem is empty, will
send me my brides again.
I will take no heed to their raiment,
nor food for their mouths
withal,
So long as the gulls are nesting, so long
as the showers fall.
I will scent ’em with best vanilla,
with tea will I temper their
hides,
And the Moor and the Mormon shall envy,
who read of the tale of my
brides.
For Maggie has written a letter to give
me my choice between
The wee little whimpering Love and the
great god Nick o’ Teen.
And I have been servant of Love for barely
a twelve-month clear.
But I have been Priest of Partagas a matter
of seven year;
And the gloom of my bachelor days is flecked
with the cheery light
Of stumps that I burned to Friendship
and Pleasure and Work and
Fight.
And I turn my eyes to the future that
Maggie and I must prove,
But the only light on the marshes is the
Will-o’-the-Wisp of Love.
Will it see me safe through my journey,
or leave me bogged in the
mire?
Since a puff of tobacco can cloud it,
shall I follow the fitful
fire?
Open the old cigar-box,—let
me consider anew,—
Old friends, and who is Maggie that I
should abandon you?
A million surplus Maggies are willing
to bear the yoke;
And a woman is only a woman, but a good
cigar is a Smoke.
Light me another Cuba: I hold to
my first-sworn vows,
If Maggie will have no rival, I’ll
have no Maggie for spouse!
RUDYARD KIPLING.
ON A BROKEN PIPE.
Neglected now it lies, a cold clay form,
So late with living inspirations warm;
Type of all other creatures formed of
clay—
What more than it for epitaph have they?
A VALENTINE.