So if ever you should hear
Of Raleigh, and them lies
About his sarvant and his pipe
And him as “Fire!”
cries,
You say as ’twas three sailors bold
As sailed to Virgin-ee
In brave old Hawkins’ gallant ship
Who found out Tobac-kee.
A lurch to starboard, one to port,
Now forrard, boys, go we,
With a haul and a “Ho!” and
a “That’s your sort!”
To find out Tobac-kee.
Cigar and Tobacco World, London.
“KEATS TOOK SNUFF.”
“Keats took snuff....
It has been established by the
praise-worthy editorial research
of Mr. Burton Forman.”
So “Keats took snuff?” A few
more years,
When we are dead and famous—eh?
Will they record our pipes and beers,
And if we smoked cigars or
clay?
Or will the world cry “Quantum suff”
To tattle such as “Keats took snuff”?
Perhaps some chronicler would wish
To know what whiskey we preferred,
And if we ever dined on fish,
Or only took the joint and
bird.
Such facts are quite as worthy stuff,
Good chronicler, as “Keats took
snuff.”
You answer: “But, if you were
Keats—”
Tut! never mind your buts
and ifs,
Of little men record their meats,
Their drinks, their troubles,
and their tiffs,
Of the great dead there’s gold enough
To spare us such as “Keats took
snuff.”
Well, go your ways, you little folk,
Who polish up the great folk’s
lives;
Record the follies that they spoke,
And paint their squabbles
with their wives.
Somewhere, if ever ghosts be gruff,
I trust some Keats will “give you
snuff.”
The Globe, London.
THE BALLAD OF THE PIPE.
Oh, give me but Virginia’s weed,
An earthen bowl, a stem of reed,
What care I for the weather?
Though winter freeze and summer broil
We rest us from our days of toil
My Pipe and I together!
Like to a priest of sacred fane,
I nightly light the glow again
With reverence and pleasure;
For through this plain and modest bowl
I coax sweet mem’ry to my soul
And many trippings measure!
There’s comfort in each puff of
smoke,
Defiance to ill-fortune’s stroke
And happiness forever!
There grows a volume full of thought
And humor, than the book you bought
Holds nothing half so clever!
The summer fragrance, all pent up
Among the leaves, is here sent up
In dreams of summer glory;
And these blue clouds that slowly rise
Were colored by the summer skies,
And tell a summer story.
And oh! the happiest, sweetest times
Come ringing all their silver chimes
Of merry songs and laughter;
And all that may be well and worth
For Mother Future to bring forth
I do imagine after.