To cheer my night or glad my day
My pipe was ever willing;
The meerschaum or the lowly clay
Alike repaid the filling.
Grown men delight in blowing clouds,
As boys in blowing bubbles,
Our cares to puff away in crowds
And vanish all our troubles.
My pipe I nearly
made my pet,
Above cigar or
cigarette.
A tiny paper, tightly rolled
About some Latakia,
Contains within its magic fold
A mighty panacea.
Some thought of sorrow or of strife
At ev’ry whiff will vanish;
And all the scenery of life
Turn picturesquely Spanish.
But still I could
not quite forget
Cigar and pipe
for cigarette.
To yield an after-dinner puff
O’er demi-tasse and brandy,
No cigarettes are strong enough,
No pipes are ever handy.
However fine may be the feed,
It only moves my laughter
Unless a dry delicious weed
Appears a little after.
A prime cigar
I firmly set
Above a pipe or
cigarette.
But after all I try in vain
To fetter my opinion;
Since each upon my giddy brain
Has boasted a dominion.
Comparisons I’ll not provoke,
Lest all should be offended.
Let this discussion end in smoke
As many more have ended.
And each I’ll
make a special pet;
My pipe, cigar,
and cigarette.
HENRY S. LEIGH.
SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS.
When Cupid open’d shop, the trade
he chose
Was just the very one you might suppose.
Love keep a shop?—his trade,
oh! quickly name!
A dealer in tobacco—fie, for
shame!
No less than true, and set aside all joke,
From oldest time he ever dealt in smoke;
Than smoke, no other thing he sold, or
made;
Smoke all the substance of his stock in
trade;
His capital all smoke, smoke all his store,
’Twas nothing else; but lovers ask
no more—
And thousands enter daily at his door!
Hence it was ever, and it e’er will
be
The trade most suited to his faculty:
Fed by the vapors of their heart’s
desire,
No other food his votaries require;
For that they seek—the favor
of the fair—
Is unsubstantial as the smoke and air.
JACOB CATS: Moral Emblems.
CLOUDS.
Mortals say their heart is light
When the clouds around disperse;
Clouds to gather, thick as night,
Is the smoker’s universe.
From the German of Bauernfeld.
IN FAVOR OF TOBACCO.
Much victuals serves for gluttony
To fatten men like swine;
But he’s a frugal man indeed
That with a leaf can dine,
And needs no napkin for his hands,
His fingers’ ends to wipe,
But keeps his kitchen in a box,
And roast meat in a pipe.