Your taste in the region of letters
I only can dimly foresee,
But guess that from metrical fetters
The verse you’ll affect
must be free;
And I shan’t be surprised or astounded
If your generation rebels
Against adulation unbounded
Of MASEFIELD and BENNETT and
WELLS.
Upholding ancestral tradition
Your uncle has booked you
at Lord’s,
But I doubt if you’ll sate your
ambition
Athletic on well-levelled
swards;
No, I rather opine that you’ll follow
The lead that we owe to the
WRIGHTS,
And soar like the eagle or swallow
On far and adventurous flights.
But no matter—in joy and affliction,
In seasons of failure or fame,
I cherish the certain conviction
You’ll never dishonour
your name;
For the love of the mother that bore you,
The life and the death of
your sire
Will shine as a lantern before you,
To guide and exalt and inspire.
* * * * *
Life’s Little Ironies.
“Ever-ready Safety Razor,
strop, outfit, 12 blades, new; exchange
something useful.”—The
Model Engineer and Electrician.
* * * * *
“The marriage of Captain
——, Grenadier Guards, to Miss ——
was a very
quiet affair, and not more
than a score of people attended the ceremony
at St. Andrew’s, Wells-street,
during the week.—Observer.
Quiet, perhaps, but unusually protracted.
* * * * *
How it Happened.
From a publisher’s advt.:—
“NEW NOVELS
THE HISTORY OF AN ATTRACTION
HE LOOKED IN MY WINDOW.”
* * * * *
Collectors of coincidences will not fail to notice that what the papers call “The Great Allied Sweep” in France was contemporaneous with the arrival of General SMUTS in England.
* * * * *
CHILDREN’S TALES FOR GROWN-UPS.
IV.
THE HUNGER-STRIKE.
“Did you hear that?” cried the white hen.
“What?” asked all the other hens.
“He called us—cluck-cluck-cluck,” said the white hen.
“Why shouldn’t he?” asked all the other hens.
“I didn’t mean he called us ‘cluck-cluck-cluck,’” said the white hen hastily. “I was only choking with rage when I said that. He called us—cluck-cluck-cluck—”
“She’s going to lay an egg,” said the black hen with interest.
“Poultry!” screamed the white hen suddenly.
“Poultry?” gasped the other hens.
“Poultry!—he called us ’poultry’—oh, cluck-cluck-cluck—”
“Something must be done,” said the yellow hen.
“Something must be done,” repeated all the hens.
“We must have a hunger-strike till he apologises,” said the thin hen importantly.