and asked humbly enough what was amiss. Whereupon
the tourist pulled out a pencil and an old envelope,
and explained. “But there,” he broke
off, “it would take me a week to go into these
matters, and you a deal longer to understand.
I’d enjoy twenty minutes’ talk with your
Parson. The church wants restoration from beginning
to end, and by a first-class man. It deserves
no less, for it’s interesting throughout; in
some points unique.” “That would
cost money now?” suggested Parson Jack, pitching
his voice to the true Langona sing-song. “Two
thousand pounds would go a long way.”—The
tourist scanned the waggon-roof critically, and lowering
his eyes, at length observed the Parson’s smile.
“Ah, I see! a sum that would take some collecting
hereabouts. Parson’s none too well off,
eh?” “Fifty pounds a year or so.”
“Scandalous! Who’s the lay impropriator?”
He was told. “Well, but wouldn’t
he help?” Parson Jack shook his head; he had
never asked a penny from Sir Harry Vyell, who was
a notorious Gallio in all that concerned religion.
He had a further reason, too. He suspected
that Sir Harry chafed a little in a careless way at
his continuing to hold the living, and would be glad
to see him replaced by an incumbent with private means
and no failings to be apologised for with a shrug
of the shoulders. Sir Harry, he knew, was aware
of these hateful lapses, though too delicate to allude
to them, and far too charitable to use them (unless
under compulsion) as a lever for getting rid of him.
And this knowledge was perhaps the worst of his shame.
Yet what could he do? since to surrender Langona was
to starve. “Your Parson might at least
make a beginning,” pursued the tourist.
“A box, now, inviting donations—that
would cost nothing, and might relieve a visitor here
and there of a spare sovereign. He could put
up a second box for himself: it’s quite
a usual thing in churches when the parish priest is
poor. You might make the suggestion, if he’s
not too proud.”
“I will,” said Parson Jack, and after
the tourist had gone he thought much of these two
boxes. Indeed, he made and fixed up the first
that same week, though he labelled it “For Church
Repairs,” fighting shy of “Restoration”
as too magniloquent. The second cost him long
searchings of heart, and he walked over and laid the
case before Parson Kendall, Rector of the near parish
of St. Cadox, a good Christian and a good fellow,
with whom he sometimes smoked a pipe. “Why
not?” answered Parson Kendall; “it’s
the most ordinary thing in the world.”
“But Sir Harry may not like it.”
The Rector chuckled. “If he doesn’t,
he’ll consult me; and I shall ask him why he
hunts a pack by subscription.”
So the second box was nailed beside the first, and
excited little discussion. Indeed, the pair
hung in so obscure a corner—behind the
font—that at the first service only Parson
Jack and the Widow Copping were aware of them.
The Parson stumbled and hesitated so badly over the
prayers that one or two worshippers felt sure he had
been drinking; which was not the fact. The Widow
Copping took no interest in collecting-boxes; and,
besides, she could not read. So the innovation
missed fire. Moreover, it suggested neither popery
nor priestcraft, and only a fool would suspect Parson
Flood of either.