“Naw,” said the grocery man, as he charged the cheese to the boy’s father, and picked up his cigar stub, which he had left on the counter, and which the boy had rubbed on the kerosene barrel, “No, sir, that whistle would scare any dog that heard it.  Say, what was your Pa running after the doctor in his shirt sleeves for last Sunday morning?  He looked scared.  Was your Ma sick again?”

“O, no; Ma is healthy enough, now she has got a new fur lined cloak.  She played consumption on Pa, and coughed so she liked to raise her lights and liver, and made Pa believe she couldn’t live, and got the doctor to prescribe a fur lined circular, and Pa went and got one, and Ma has improved awfully.  Her cough is all gone, and she can walk ten miles.  I was the one that was sick.  You see, I wanted to get Pa into the church again, and get him to stop drinking, so I got a boy to write a letter to him, in a female hand, and sign the name of a choir singer Pa was mashed on, and tell him she was yearning for him to come back to the church, and that the church seemed a blank without his smiling face, and benevolent heart, and to please come back for her sake.  Pa got the letters Saturday night and he seemed tickled, but I guess he dreamed about it all night, and Sunday morning he was mad, and he took me by the ear and said I couldn’t come no ‘Daisy’ business on him the second time.  He said he knew I wrote the letter, and for me to go up to the store room and prepare for the almightiest licking a boy ever had, and he went down stairs and broke up an apple barrel and got a stave to whip me with.  Well, I had to think mighty quick, but I was enough for him.  I got a dried bladder in my room, one that me and my chum got to the slotter house, and I blowed it partly up, so it would be sort of flat like, and I put it down inside the back part of my pants, right about where Pa hits when he punishes me.  I knowed when the barrel stave hit the bladder it would explode.  Well, Pa came up and found me crying.  I can cry just as easy as you can turn on the water at a faucet, and Pa took off his coat and looked sorry.  I was afraid he would give up whipping me when he saw me cry, and I wanted the bladder experiment to go on, so I looked kind of hard, as if I was defying him to do his worst, and then he took me by the neck and laid me across a trunk.  I didn’t dare struggle much for fear the bladder would loose itself, and Pa said, ’Now, Hennery, I am going to break you of this damfoolishness, or I will break your back,’ and he spit on his hands and brought the barrel stave down on my best pants.  Well, you’d a dide if you had heard the explosion.  It almost knocked me off the trunk.  It sounded like firing a firecracker away down cellar in a barrel, and Pa looked scared.  I rolled off the trunk, on the floor, and put some flour on my face, to make me look pale, and then I kind of kicked my legs like a fellow who is dying on the stage, after being stabbed with a piece of lath, and groaned, and said, ‘Pa