Title:  Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, April 11, 1917

Author:  Various

Release Date:  January 23, 2005 [EBook #14769]

Language:  English

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

Vol. 152.

April 11th, 1917.

CHARIVARIA.

The question as to how America’s army will assist the Allies has not yet been decided, so that President Wilson will still be glad of suggestions from our halfpenny morning papers.

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The military absentee who said he had just dined at a London restaurant, and therefore did not mind going back to the trenches, acted rightly in not disclosing the name of the restaurant.

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The report that M. VENEZELOS was in London has been denied by The Daily Mail and the Press Bureau.  It is expected that the news will at once be telegraphed to M. VENEZELOS.

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There is a proposal to shorten theatrical performances, and several managers of revue, unable to determine which joke to retain, have in desperation resolved to sacrifice both.

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Owing to travelling and other difficulties the British Association have decided not to hold their annual meeting this year.  Unofficially, the decision is attributed to the growing prejudice against a continuance of the more frivolous forms of entertainment.

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A soldier in Salonika has asked a friend in Surrey to send him some flower seeds for a garden in his camp.  We hear that Mr. Lynch, M.P., is convinced that this is merely an inspired attempt to obscure the real object of the campaign.

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We learn with satisfaction that it is proposed to form a Ministry of Health, for many of the Government Departments seem to be suffering from a variety of complaints.

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In connection with a recent law case, in which a certain Mr. Shaw was referred to as “one of the public,” we hasten to point out that it did not refer to Mr. George Bernard Shaw, who, of course, is not in that category.

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“Peanuts,” says The Daily Chronicle, “do not seem to be receiving the attention they deserve from our food experts.”  Several of our younger readers who profess to be food experts declare that they are ready to attend to all the peanuts that our contemporary cares to put in their way.

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In a duel with revolvers last week two Spanish officers wounded one another.  We have all along maintained that duels with revolvers are becoming positively dangerous.