a feller got up on to his hind legs and hit the other
feller over the head with a club; and if he was hungry
he used him as a lunch. Now we don’t do
that. We break him for his dollars and leave
him and his poor wife and kids hungry, while we buy
a lunch with the stuff we beat out of him. Why
do we work? For one of two elegant notions.
It’s either to fill ourselves up with the things
we’ve dreamt about when appetite was sharp set,
and hate to death when we get, or it’s to satisfy
a conceit that leaves us hoping and believing the
rest of the world’ll hand us an epitaph like
it handed no other feller since ever it got to be
a habit burying up the garbage death produces.
Why do we fight and hate? Because we’re
poor darn fools that don’t know better, and
don’t know the easy thing life would be without
those things. And as for settin’ our noses
into the affairs of other folk, that’s mostly
disease. But it isn’t all. No, sir.
There’s more to it than that,” he laughed.
“If it was just disease it wouldn’t matter
a lot, but it isn’t. There isn’t
a fool man or woman born into this world that doesn’t
reckon he or she can put right the fool notions and
acts of other fools. And when the other feller
persuades them the game’s not the one-sided
racket they guessed it was, then they get mad, and
start groping and scheming how to boost their notions
on to a world that’s spent a whole heap of time
fixing things, mostly foolish, to its own mighty good
satisfaction. I say right here we’re fools
if we aren’t crooks, which is the exception.
There’s a dandy world around us full of sun
to warm us and food to eat, and birds to sing to us,
and flowers and things to make us feel good.
If we needed more I guess Providence would have handed
it out. But it didn’t. And so we got
busy with our own notions till we’ve turned
God’s elegant creation into a home for crazes
and cranks. I could almost fancy the Archangels
hovering around, like those silly sea-gulls, with
a bunch of straight-jackets to wrap about us when
we jump the limit they figger we’ve a right to.
Fools, yes? Why, I guess so—sure.”
Nancy breathed a deep sigh.
“My, but that’s a big say.”
Then she broke into a laugh which found prompt response
in the other. It was cut short, however.
A sea thundered against the staunch side of the vessel
and left her staggering. The girl’s eyes
became seriously anxious. The straining chairs
held, and presently the deck swung up to a comparative
level.
“I had visions of the—”
“Scuppers?” Bull laughed. “Yes.
That sea’s one of the elegant things Providence
handed out for our happiness.”
Nancy nodded.
“So man built things like the Myra, which,
of course, was—foolish?”
“An’ set out sailing around in a winter
storm off Labrador, instead of basking in a pleasant
tropical sun, which hasn’t any—sense.”
Bull chuckled.
“All because two mighty fine enterprises reckoned
they’d common interests which were jeopardised
by rivalry, which was also—foolishly?”