of soul;
  Again they rage, again to combat rise,”—­
  For one must win; these cannot share the prize. 
  Great GLADSTONIDES—­place allow to age!—­
  A chief of seasoned strength and generous rage,
  Fell, at their last encounter, to the skill
  Of him the swart of look, the stern of will,
  Broad-shouldered SALISBURION.  Such defeat
  Valiant and vigorous veteran well might fret. 
  He erst invincible, the Full of Days,
  The Grand Old One, full-fed with power and praise. 
  ACHILLES-NESTOR, to no younger foe,
  Because of one chance slip and casual throw,
  The Champion’s Belt is ready to resign;
  Nor may his foe the final fall decline. 
  So “Greek meets Greek” in wrestling rig once more. 
  Not AJAX or ULYSSES sly of yore,
  Nor modern STEAD MAN, JAMESON, or WEIGHT,
  Was e’er more eager for the sinewy fight. 
  Much time is spent in “getting into grips.” 
  Mark how each wrestler crouches, feints, and slips! 
  Mark how they circle round and round the ring,
  Like wary “pug,” like tiger on the spring,
  Cautious as one, though as the other bold,
  Eye, foot, and hand manoeuvring for a hold! 
  And when indeed they close in mutual clutch,
  And put the champion honours to the touch,
  Strain every muscle, try each latest “chip,”
  Which man shall first relax his sinewy grip,
  Be hiped, back-heeled, cross-buttocked, or bored down,—­
  That’s just the question that now stirs the town. 
  The funeral games of a dead Parliament
  Bring every hero eager from his tent: 
  Say, will ULYSSES, for his art renown’d,
  O’erturn the strength of AJAX on the ground? 
  Or will the strength of AJAX overthrow
  The watchful caution of his artful foe? 
  Will SALISBURION fairly hold his own,
  Or be by white-lock’d GLADSTONIDES thrown? 
  All ask, all wonder much, but who may say? 
  “Another story” that, and for another day!

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MRS. RAMSBOTHAM’s attention was directed to a letter in the Standard, of June 14, headed:—­“Nancy and the Cambridge Delegates.”  She supposes that “this is another Spinning House case like that of DAISY HOPKINS and the Cambridge Undergraduates.”  Mrs. M. is indignant.  “Delegate, indeed! most in-delegate I call it.”

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INHARMONIOUS COLOURS.—­“It is understood,” observes the Observer, “that Mrs. BROWNE-POTTER and Mr. BELLEW part company.”  Evidently BROWNE and B(EL)LEW don’t go well together.  Even the Potter’s Art cannot effect a successful blend.

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A “DEGREE BETTER.”—­Why should not a bankrupt who has successfully passed his examination be granted a degree, and add “C.B.”  ("Certificated Bankrupt”) to his name?

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[Illustration:  “WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK.”]