OLIVIA.  Aunt Julia wants to see the pigs, dear.  I wish you’d take her down.  I’m rather tired, and your uncle has some business to attend to.

LADY MARDEN.  I’ve always said that you don’t take enough exercise,
Olivia.  Look at me—­sixty-five and proud of it.

OLIVIA.  Yes, Aunt Julia, you’re wonderful.

DINAH.  How old would Olivia be if she took exercise?

GEORGE.  Don’t stand about asking silly questions, Dinah.  Your aunt hasn’t much time.

BRIAN.  May I come, too, Lady Marden?

LADY MARDEN.  Well, a little exercise wouldn’t do you any harm, Mr.
Strange.  You’re an artist, ain’t you?

BRIAN.  Well, I try to paint.

DINAH.  He sold a picture last March for—­

GEORGE.  Yes, yes, never mind that now.

LADY MARDEN.  Unhealthy life.  Well, come along.

    [She strides out, followed by DINAH and BRIAN.

(GEORGE sits down at his desk with his head in his hand, and stabs the blotting-paper with a pen.  OLIVIA takes the curtains with her to the sofa and begins to work on them.)

GEORGE (looking up and seeing them).  Really, Olivia, we’ve got something more important, more vital to us than curtains, to discuss, now that we are alone at last.

OLIVIA.  I wasn’t going to discuss them, dear.

GEORGE.  I’m always glad to see Aunt Julia in my house, but I wish she hadn’t chosen this day of all days to come to lunch.

OLIVIA.  It wasn’t Aunt Julia’s fault.  It was really Mr. Pim who chose the wrong day.

GEORGE (fiercely).  Good Heavens, is it true?

OLIVIA.  About Jacob Telworthy?

GEORGE.  You told me he was dead.  You always said that he was dead. 
You—­you—­

OLIVIA.  Well, I always thought that he was dead.  He was as dead as anybody could be.  All the papers said he was dead.

GEORGE (scornfully).  The papers!

OLIVIA (as if this would settle it for GEORGE).  The Times said he was dead.  There was a paragraph about him.  Apparently even his death was fraudulent.

GEORGE.  Yes, yes, I’m not blaming you, Olivia, but what are we going to do, that’s the question, what are we going to do?  My God, it’s horrible!  You’ve never been married to me at all!  You don’t seem to understand.

OLIVIA.  It is a little difficult to realise.  You see, it doesn’t seem to have made any difference to our happiness.

GEORGE.  No, that’s what’s so terrible.  I mean—­well, of course, we were quite innocent in the matter.  But, at the same time, nothing can get over the fact that we—­we had no right to—­to be happy.

OLIVIA.  Would you rather we had been miserable?

GEORGE.  You’re Telworthy’s wife, that’s what you don’t seem to understand.  You’re Telworthy’s wife.  You—­er—­forgive me, Olivia, but it’s the horrible truth—­you committed bigamy when you married me. (In horror) Bigamy!