(He walks towards the windows.)
BRIAN (indignantly). Is there any reason why I shouldn’t marry a girl who has been properly brought up?
GEORGE. I think you know my views, Strange.
OLIVIA. George, wait a moment, dear. We can’t quite leave it like this.
GEORGE. I have said all I want to say on the subject.
OLIVIA. Yes, darling, but I haven’t begun to say all that I want to say on the subject.
GEORGE. Of course, if you have anything to say, Olivia, I will listen to it; but I don’t know that this is quite the time, or that you have chosen—(looking darkly at the curtains)—quite the occupation likely to—er—endear your views to me.
DINAH (mutinously). I may as well tell you, Uncle George, that I have got a good deal to say, too.
OLIVIA. I can guess what you are going to say, Dinah, and I think you had better keep it for the moment.
DINAH (meekly). Yes, Aunt Olivia.
OLIVIA. Brian, you might take her outside for a walk. I expect you have plenty to talk about.
GEORGE. Now mind, Strange, no love-making. I put you on your honour about that.
BRIAN. I’ll do my best to avoid it, sir.
DINAH (cheekily). May I take his arm if we go up a hill?
OLIVIA. I’m sure you’ll know how to behave—both of you.
BRIAN. Come on, then, Dinah.
DINAH. Righto.
GEORGE (as they go). And if you do see any clouds, Strange, take a good look at them. (He chuckles to himself) Triangular clouds—I never heard of such nonsense. (He goes back to his chair at the writing-table) Futuristic rubbish. . . . Well, Olivia?
OLIVIA. Well, George?
GEORGE. What are you doing?
OLIVIA. Making curtains, George. Won’t they be rather sweet? Oh, but I forgot—you don’t like them.
GEORGE. I don’t like them, and what is more, I don’t mean to have them in my house. As I told you yesterday, this is the house of a simple country gentleman, and I don’t want any of these new-fangled ideas in it.
OLIVIA. Is marrying for love a new-fangled idea?
GEORGE. We’ll come to that directly. None of you women can keep to the point. What I am saying now is that the house of my fathers and forefathers is good enough for me.
OLIVIA. Do you know, George, I can hear one of your ancestors saying that to his wife in their smelly old cave, when the new-fangled idea of building houses was first suggested. “The Cave of my Fathers is—”
GEORGE. That’s ridiculous. Naturally we must have progress. But that’s just the point. (Indicating the curtains) I don’t call this sort of thing progress. It’s—ah—retrogression.
OLIVIA. Well, anyhow, it’s pretty.
GEORGE. There I disagree with you. And I must say once more that I will not have them hanging in my house.