OLIVER (without looking up).  “Marooned in the Pacific,” or “The Pirate’s Bride.”

CURATE.  Dear, dear, what will Miss Pinniger say to this interruption of our studies?

OLIVER.  Silly old beast.

CURATE.  Tut-tut, dear lad, that is not the way to speak of our mentors and preceptors.  So refined and intelligent a lady as Miss Pinniger.  Indeed I came here to see her this morning on a little matter of embroidered vestments.  Where is she, dear lad?

OLIVER.  It isn’t nine yet.

CURATE (looking at his watch).  Past nine, past nine.

OLIVER (jumping up).  Je-hoshaphat!

CURATE.  Oliver!  Oliver!  My dear lad!  Swearing at your age!  Really, I almost feel it my duty to inform your aunt—–­

OLIVER.  Fat lot of swearing in just mentioning one of the Kings of
Israel.

CURATE.  Of Judah, dear boy, of Judah.  To be ignorant on such a vital matter makes it even more reprehensible.  I cannot believe that our dear Miss Pinniger has so neglected your education that——­

Enter our dear MISS PINNIGER, the Governess.

GOVERNESS.  Ah, Mr. Smilax; how pleasant to see you!

CURATE.  My dear Miss Pinniger!  You will forgive me for interrupting you in your labours, but there is a small matter of—­ah!—–­

GOVERNESS.  Certainly, Mr. Smilax.  I will walk down to the gate with you.  Oliver, where is Geraldine?

OLIVER.  Aunt Jane wanted her.

GOVERNESS.  Well, you should be at your lessons.  It’s nine o’clock.  The fact that I am momentarily absent from the room should make no difference to your zeal.

OLIVER (without conviction).  No, Miss Pinniger. (He sits down at his desk, putting “Marooned in the Pacific” inside it.)

CURATE (playfully).  For men must work, Oliver, men must work.  How doth the little busy bee—­Yes, Miss Pinniger, I am with you. [They go out.

OLIVER (opening his poetry book and saying it to himself).  It was a summer evening—­It was a summer evening—­(He stops, refers to the book, and then goes on to himself) Old Kaspar’s work was done.  It was a summer evening, Old Kaspar’s work was done—–­

Enter GERALDINE—­or JILL.

JILL.  Where’s Pin?

OLIVER.  Hallo, Jill.  Gone off with Dearly Beloved.  Her momentary absence from the room should make no difference to your zeal, my dear Geraldine.  And what are we studying this morning, dear child? (To himself) It was a summer evening, Old Kaspar’s work was done.

JILL (giggling).  Is that Pin?

OLIVER.  Pin and Dearly Beloved between them.  She’s a bit batey this morning.

JILL (at her desk).  And all my sums have done themselves wrong. (Hard at it with paper and pencil) What’s nine times seven, Oliver?

OLIVER.  Fifty-six.  Old Kaspar’s work was done.  Jolly well wish mine was.  And he before his cottage door.  Fat lot of good my learning this stuff if I’m going to be a sailor.  I bet Beatty didn’t mind what happened to rotten old Kaspar when he saw a German submarine.