Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 35 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 35 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 14, 1892.

“The big one, him between the two hinds to the left.”  I took deadly aim, my heart beating audibly, like a rusty pump in a dry season.  My hands were shaking like aspen leaves, but I got the sight on him, under his shoulder, and pulled the trigger.  Nothing happened, I pulled the trigger of the second barrel.  Nothing occurred.  “Ye have the safety-bolts in,” whispered Hugh, and he accommodated that portion of the machinery, which I do not understand.  Was all this calculated to set a man at his ease?  I took aim afresh, pulled the trigger again.  Nothing!  “Ye’re on half-cock,” whispered Hugh, adding some remark in Gaelic, which, of course, I did not understand.  Was it my fault?  It was not my own rifle, I repeat, and the hammers, at half-cock, looked as high as those of my gun, full-cocked.

All this conversation had aroused the attention of the deer.  Off they scuttled at full speed, and I sent a couple of bullets vaguely after them, in the direction of a small forest of horns which went tossing down a glade.  I don’t think I hit anything, and Hugh, without making any remark, took the rifle and strode off in a new direction.  I was nearly dead with fatigue, I was wishing Mr. Bryce and the British Tourist my share of Access to Mountains, when we reached the crown of a bank above a burn, which commanded a view of an opposite slope.  Hugh wriggled up till his eyes were on a level with the crest, and got his long glass out.  After some interval of time, he wakened me, to say that if I snored like that, I would not get a shot.  Then he showed me, or tried to show me, through the glass, a stag and three hinds, far off to our right.  I did not see them, I very seldom see anything that people point out to me, but I thought it wise to humour him, and professed my satisfaction.  Was I to shoot at them?  No, they were about half a mile off, but, if I waited, they would feed up to us, so we waited, Hugh nudging me at intervals to keep me awake.  Meanwhile I was practising aiming at a distant rock, about the place where I expected to get my shot, as Hugh instructed me.  I thought the wretched rifle was at half-cock, and I aimed away, very conscientiously, for practice.  Presently the rifle went off with a bang, and I saw the dust fly on the stone I had been practising at.  It had not been at half-cock, after all; warned by my earlier misfortunes, Hugh had handed the rifle to me cocked.  The stag and the hinds were in wild retreat at a considerable distance.  I had some difficulty in explaining to Hugh, how this accident had occurred, nor did he seem to share my satisfaction in having hit the stone, at all events.

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