Title:  Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, February 28, 1917

Author:  Various

Release Date:  January 9, 2005 [EBook #14639]

Language:  English

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

Vol. 152.

February 28th, 1917.

CHARIVARIA.

One of the latest peculiarities of the Kaiser is an absolute horror at the thought of being prematurely buried.  Several experts however say that this is impossible.

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It appears that Hindenburg accuses the crown Prince of Bavaria of having misunderstood an order, thus losing Grandcourt for the Germans.  Rupprecht, we understand, retorted that the real culprits were the British.

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In a character-sketch of Von BISSING, the Cologne Gazette says, “He is a fine musician and his execution is good.”  It would be.

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[Illustration:  The paper shortage.

News Editor of “Daily Bugle Blast.”  “Just type A short notice that Finders of first snowdrop, Crocus, Primrose or any early Spring phenomena must apprise world through our advertisement columns.”]

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No German submarine, says Admiral Von CAPELLE, has been lost since the beginning of the submarine war.  This assurance has been received with the liveliest satisfaction by several U-boat commanders who have been in the awkward predicament of not knowing whether they were officially missing.

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Captain boy Ed is stated to have returned to the United States disguised.  Not on this occasion, we may assume, as an officer and a gentleman.

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According to the ex-Portuguese Consul at Hamburg bone tickets are issued for making soup, but the bone must be returned to the authorities.  Possibly the hardship of the procedure would be mitigated if ticket-holders were permitted to growl.

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A metallurgical engineer at the Surbiton Tribunal said he was forty-one years old, and only missed the age-limit by eighteen hours.  It is not thought that he did it purposely.

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At the Billericay Tribunal an applicant last week stated that he had nine children, but upon counting them again he discovered that he had ten.  There seems to be no excuse for this sort of thing, for Adding machines are now fairly well advertised.