Thus the dance began; and although I did not at all like uncle’s way of arranging matters, I good-naturedly set to work, and we strove honestly, that I can say, with the cousins as well as the lighter of the aunts.

By degrees we even became lively; and everything might have passed off in peace and joy if uncle had not taken it into his head that we were not doing our utmost in the dance, especially we gentlemen.

‘What kind of dancing is that to show to people?’ he exclaimed contemptuously.  ’There they go, mincing and tripping, as spindle-shanked as pencils and parasols.  No, there was another kind of legs in my time!  Pooh, boys, that was dancing, that was!’

We held up our heads and footed it until our ears tingled.  But every time that Uncle Ivar passed the ball-room door, his jeers became more aggravating, until we were almost exhausted, each one trying to be nimbler than another.

But what was the use?  Every time uncle came back from his round through the smoking-room, where he cooled his head in an enormous ale-bowl, he was bolder and bolder, and at last he had aled so long in the cooling bowl that his boldness was not to be repressed.

‘Out of the way with these long-shanked flamingoes!’ he cried.  ’Now, boys, you are going to see a real national dance.  Come, Aunt Knoph, we two old ones will make these miserable youngsters of nowadays think shame.’

‘Oh, no, my dear, do let me alone,’ begged respectable Mrs. Knoph; ‘remember, we are both old.’

‘The devil is old,’ laughed uncle merrily; ’you were the smartest of the lasses, and I was not the greatest lout among the boys, that I know.  So come along, old girl!’

‘Oh no, my dear Ivaren; won’t you excuse me?’ pleaded Mrs. Knoph.  But what was the use?  The hall was cleared, room had to be made, and we miserable flamingoes were squeezed up against the walls, so that we might be out of the way, at all events.

All the young ladies were annoyed at the interruption, and we gentlemen were more or less sulky over all the affronts that we had endured.  But the lady who had to play was quite in despair.  She had merely received orders to play something purely national; and no matter how often she asked what dance it was to be, uncle would only stare politely at her over his spectacles, and swear that this would be another kind of dance.

As far as Uncle Ivar was concerned, ‘Sons of Norway’ was no doubt good enough for any or every dance; and as to the dance itself, the music was really not so very important; for, you see, it happened in this way: 

Uncle Ivar came swinging in with one arm by his side, and tall, respectable Mrs. Knoph on the other.  He placed her with a chivalrous sweep in the middle of the floor, bowed in the fashion of elderly gallants, with head down between his legs and arms hanging in front, but quickly straightened himself up again and looked about with a provoking smile.