It’s I can rhyme you out the joy
That’s ready for a lively boy.
Cuchulain flung a golden ball
And followed it where it would fall,
And when they counted him a child
He took the flying swans alive.
And Finn was given hares to mind
Till he outran them and the wind;
And he could swim and overtake
The wild duck swimming on the lake.
Osgar’s young music was to thwack
The enemy and drive him back....
Guardian: That’s enough now. I have no fancy for that class of song. What other amusements are there?
Servant: There are the Wrenboys are come here at the end of their twelve days’ funning.
Jester: That’s it! The Wrenboys; a rambling troop; rambling the world like myself. I will make place for them. The old must give way to the young.
(He goes and sits down in a corner, munching a crust and dozing.)
Servant: Come in here let ye, and show what ye can do!
(Wrenboys come in playing a fife. They are wearing little masks and are dressed in ragged tunics; they carry drum and, fife, and stand in a line.)
All Five Wrenboys: (Together.)
The wren, the wren, the King of all birds, On Stephen’s Day was caught in the furze. Although he’s small his family’s great, Rise up kind gentry and give us a treat! (Rub-a-tub-tub-tub, on the drum.)
Down with the kettle and up with the pan
And give us money to bury the wren!
(Rub-a-tub.)
We followed him twenty miles since morn, The Wrenboys are all tattered and torn. From Kyle-na-Gno we started late And here we are at this grand gate! (Rub-a-tub.)
He dipped his wing in a barrel of beer— We wish you all a Happy New Year! Give us now money to buy him a bier And if you don’t, we’ll bury him here! (Rub-a-tub, and fife.)
(Princes laugh and clap hands.)
1st Prince: That is very good.
2nd Prince: We must give them some money to bury the wren!
Guardian: Come on then and I will give you some. They will be glad of it. Play now the harp as you go.
(Princes go off playing, “Home, Sweet Home.” The Wrenboys sit down.)
1st Wrenboy: It is likely we’ll get good treatment.
Jester: (Coming forward.) Ye should be tired.
2nd Wrenboy: We should be, but that we have our feet well soled,—with the dust of the road!
3rd Wrenboy: If walking could tire us we might be tired. But we’re as well pleased to be moving, where we have no house or home that you’ll call a house or a home.
Jester: That’s not so with those young princes. Wouldn’t you be well pleased if ye could change places with them? (He goes back to his corner.)