Margarita:
Bring in the Dukes meat.
Sanchio:
She is most excellent.
Juan de Castro:
Most admirable
fair as e’r I look’d upon,
I had rather command
her than my Regiment.
Cacafogo:
I’ll have
a fling, ’tis but a thousand Duckets,
Which I can cozen
up again in ten days,
And some few Jewels
to justifie my Knavery,
Say, I should
marry her, she’ll get more money
Than all my Usury,
put my Knavery to it,
She appears the
most infallible way of Purchase,
I you’d
wish her a size or two stronger for the encounter,
For I am like
a Lion where I lay hold,
But these Lambs
will endure a plaguy load,
And never bleat
neither, that Sir, time has taught us,
I am so vertuous
now, I cannot speak to her,
The arrant’st
shamefac’d Ass, I broil away too.
[Enter Leon.]
Margarita:
Why, where’s this dinner?
Leon:
’Tis not
ready, Madam,
Nor shall not
be until I know the Guests too,
Nor are they fairly
welcome till I bid ’em.
Juan de Castro:
Is not this my
Alferes? he looks another thing;
Are miracles afoot
again?
Margarita:
Why, Sirrah, why Sirrah, you?
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Leon:
I hear you, saucy
Woman,
And as you are
my Wife, command your absence,
And know your
duty, ’tis the Crown of modesty.
Duke of Medina:
Your Wife?
Leon:
Yes good my Lord,
I am her Husband,
And pray take
notice that I claim that honour,
And will maintain
it.
Cacafogo:
It thou beest
her Husband,
I am determin’d
thou shalt be my Cuckold,
I’ll be
thy faithful friend.
Leon:
Peace, dirt and
dunghil,
I will not lose
my anger on a Rascal,
Provoke me more,
I’ll beat thy blown body
Till thou rebound’st
again like a Tennis-Ball.
Alonzo:
This is miraculous.
Sanchio:
Is this the Fellow
That had the patience
to become a Fool,
A flurted Fool,
and on a sudden break,
As if he would
shew a wonder to the World,
Both in Bravery,
and Fortune too?
I much admire
the man, I am astonisht.
Margarita:
I’ll be divorced immediately.
Leon:
You shall not,
You shall not
have so much will to be wicked.
I am more tender
of your honour, Lady,
And of your Age,
you took me for a shadow;
You took me to
gloss over your discredit,
To be your Fool,
you had thought you had found a Coxcomb;
I am innocent
of any foul dishonour I mean to ye.
Only I will be
known to be your Lord now,
And be a fair
one too, or I will fall for’t.