The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 604 pages of information about The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him.

The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 604 pages of information about The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him.

“And to-night?”

Peter was not good at dodging.  He was silent for a moment.  Then he said, “I saw rather a curious thing, as I was walking up.  Would you like to hear about it?”

Miss De Voe looked at him curiously, but she did not seem particularly interested in what Peter had to tell her, in response to her “yes.”  It concerned an arrest on the streets for drunkenness.

“I didn’t think the fellow was half as drunk as frozen,” Peter concluded, “and I told the policeman it was a case for an ambulance rather than a station-house.  He didn’t agree, so I had to go with them both to the precinct and speak to the superintendent.”

“That was before your dinner?” asked Miss De Voe, calmly.

It was a very easily answered question, apparently, but Peter was silent again.

“It was coming up here,” he said finally.

“What is he trying to keep back?” asked Miss De Voe mentally.  “I suppose some of the down-town places are not quite—­but he wouldn’t—­” then she said out loud:  “I wonder if you men do as women do, when they dine alone?  Just live on slops.  Now, what did you order to-night?  Were you an ascetic or a sybarite?”

“Usually,” said Peter, “I eat a very simple dinner.”

“And to-night?”

“Why do you want to know about to-day?”

“Because I wish to learn where you dined, and thought I could form some conclusion from your menu.”  Miss De Voe laughed, so as to make it appear a joke, but she knew very well that she was misbehaving.

“I didn’t reply to your question,” said Peter, “because I would have preferred not.  But if you really wish to know, I’ll answer it.”

“Yes.  I should like to know.”  Miss De Voe still smiled.

“I haven’t dined.”

“Mr. Stirling!  You are joking?” Miss De Voe’s smile had ended, and she was sitting up very straight in her chair.  Women will do without eating for an indefinite period, and think nothing of it, but the thought of a hungry man fills them with horror—­unless they have the wherewithal to mitigate the consequent appetite.  Hunger with woman, as regards herself, is “a theory.”  As regards a man it is “a condition.”

“No,” said Peter.

Miss De Voe touched the bell again, but quickly as Morden answered it, Peter was already speaking.

“You are not to trouble yourself on my account, Miss De Voe.  I wish for nothing.”

“You must have—­”

Peter was rude enough to interrupt with the word “Nothing.”

“But I shall not have a moment’s pleasure in your call if I think of you as—­”

Peter interrupted again.  “If that is so,” he said, rising, “I had better go.”

“No,” cried Miss De Voe.  “Oh, won’t you please?  It’s no trouble.  I’ll not order much.”

“Nothing, thank you,” said Peter.

“Just a chop or—­”

Peter held out his hand.

“No, no.  Sit down.  Of course you are to do as you please.  But I should be so happy if—?” and Miss De Voe looked at Peter appealingly.

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