angry glance with one of admiration, and quite unabashed.
’What’ll you take for it? I’ve
sat under him for five years; and for taking texteses
from one end of the Bible to the other, and leading
in prayer, and filling the mourners’ bench in
five minutes, I will say he hasn’t got his equal
in the universe. He’s got a towering intellect,
I tell you. I’ll give you fifty cents for
this, if you’ll color it up nice for me and
throw in a frame.’ Of course I took the
picture away from the brazen creature and told her
what I thought of her conduct. ‘Well, you
air techy,’ she said, and walked off leisurely.”
Before closing her letter, Mrs. Sykes remarked of her
hostess, “Quite good for nothing physically,
and absurdly romantic. She has been abroad a
good deal, and bores me dreadfully with her European
reminiscences. She is always talking in a foolish,
rapturous sort of way about ’dear Melrose,’
or ‘noble Tintern Abbey,’ or ‘enchanting
Warwick Castle;’ and she has read simply libraries
of books about England, and puts me through a sort
of examination about dozens of places and events, as
though I could carry all England about in my head.
I really know less of it than of most other countries:
there is nothing to be got by running about it.
If one knew every foot of it, everybody would think
it a matter of course; but to be able to talk of Siam
and the Fiji Islands, Cambodia and Alaska, and the
like, is really an advantage in society. One
gets the name of being a great traveller, and all that,
and is asked about tremendously and taken up to a
wonderful extent. I know a man that didn’t
wish to go to the trouble and expense of rambling all
over the world, and wanted the reputation of having
done it, so he went into lodgings at intervals near
the British Museum and got all the books that were
to be had about a particular country, and, having read
them, would come back to the West End and give out
that he had been there. It answered beautifully
for a while, and he was by way of being asked to become
a Fellow of the Royal Geographical, and was thought
quite an authority and wonderfully clever; but somehow
he got found out, which must have been a nuisance
and spoiled everything. I can see that these
people consider it quite an honor to have me visit
them, all because of my having been around the world,
I dare say. And of course I have let them see
that I know who is who and what is what. They
are imploring me to stay on; but I told them yesterday
that it wouldn’t suit my book at all to stay
over two weeks longer, when I had seen all there was
to see. That young Ramsay seems to be enjoying
himself out there among those nasty savages; and,
as hunting is about the only thing he is fit for, he
had best stay out there altogether.”