cheerful enjoyment of the possibility.  Entertainments were going on all the while in the neighborhood, and he had ample opportunities of advertising the fact, all of which he improved, while a puzzled audience knew not what to make of so novel a situation, and were sorely put to it for suitable replies as they stared at an Adonis in Poole-cut clothes who sat and looked alternately at them and his patent-leather court pumps and gay silk socks while he affably denounced his father’s nephew and “hoped the blackguard was goin’ to New Orleans and would get the yellow fever there, which was beginnin’ to be had over from the Havana.”

This last speech was made at a dinner-party which Mr. Ketchum’s partner Mr. Richardson had felt called upon to give in honor of the English guests, and was almost the only amusing feature of the evening to Job.  The Richardsons’ house was one of those in which everything is provided on such occasions except amusement.  When their invitation came, Job said to his wife, “I wish we could get out of going; but we can’t.  I don’t know what is the matter with that house.  It is one of the handsomest in the city, elegantly furnished; they always have a crowd of people at their entertainments, some of them delightful people to meet anywhere else, but somehow there seems a kind of pall draped above the front door that drops down behind you when you enter and never lifts till you leave.  Mrs. Richardson puts on all her war-paint and feathers and goes around all the evening anxiously trying to make the thing go off, and it gets worse and worse every moment, so dull and stupid that you can hardly keep awake, and not quite quiet enough for a good nap.  Richardson buys everything that is to be had, and then sits around and looks as though he had a note to meet in bank and no money to do it with.  Altogether, it is about as lively as a water-tank on the Pacific Railroad after the train has gone.  But it won’t do to hurt their feelings:  we have got to go.”

So they did, and it was stiff and formal beyond even his expectation.  The dinner was interminably long, over-elaborate, and slowly served.  They were all sent in with the wrong people.  The conversation all but died again and again.  Sir Robert was afflicted by a deaf man, who shrieked, “Ha-ow?” and “What say?” at him with brief intervals all during the meal.  Mabel shrank into herself, and only ventured on a few trite remarks.  Mr. Ketchum’s liveliness utterly evaporated after the first ten minutes.  It was quite ghastly, and the move back to the drawing-room was a most blessed relief.  Mrs. Sykes had made no effort to lighten the tedium of the dinner, and no sooner found it at an end than she lolled back indifferently on the sofa, and, picking up a book, coolly read it for more than an hour, though twice interrupted by Mrs. Richardson, who vainly tried to substitute polite conversation the first time, and offered a cup of tea the second.

“English breakfast?” asked Mrs. Sykes loftily, raising her eyes for a moment.  “No; I am afraid not.  It is green tea, I think.”