Five Little Plays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Five Little Plays.

Five Little Plays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Five Little Plays.

ALINE. [Moving a step towards him.] Is it to oblige my mother, then, that you desire to marry me?

CROCKSTEAD.  Well, no.  But you see I must marry some one, in mere self-defence; and honestly, I think you will do at least as well as any one else. [ALINE bursts out laughing.] That strikes you as funny?

ALINE.  If you had the least grain of chivalrous feeling, you would realise that the man who could speak to a woman as you have spoken to me—­

     [She pauses.

CROCKSTEAD.  Yes?

ALINE.  I leave you to finish the sentence.

CROCKSTEAD.  Thank you.  I will finish it my own way.  I will say that when a woman deliberately tries to wring an offer of marriage from a man whom she does not love, she deserves to be spoken to as I have spoken to you, Lady Aline.

ALINE. [Scornfully.] Love!  What has love to do with marriage?

CROCKSTEAD.  That remark rings hollow.  You have been good enough to tell me of your cousin, whom you did love—­

ALINE.  Well?

CROCKSTEAD.  And with whom you would have eloped, had your mother not prevented you.

ALINE.  I most certainly should.

CROCKSTEAD.  So you see that at one period of your life you thought differently.—­You were very fond of him?

ALINE.  I have told you.

CROCKSTEAD. [Meditatively.] If I had been he, mother or no mother, money or no money, I would have carried you off.  I fancy it must be pleasant to be loved by you, Lady Aline.

ALINE. [Dropping a mock curtsey, as she sits on the sofa.] You do me too much honour.

CROCKSTEAD. [Still thoughtful, moving about the room.] Next to being king, it is good to be maker of kings.  Where is this cousin now?

ALINE.  In America.  But might I suggest that we have exhausted the subject?

CROCKSTEAD.  Do you remember your “Arabian Nights,” Lady Aline?

ALINE.  Vaguely.

CROCKSTEAD.  You have at least not forgotten that sublime Caliph, Haroun
Al-Raschid?

ALINE.  Oh, no—­but why?

CROCKSTEAD.  We millionaires are the Caliphs to-day; and we command more faithful than ever bowed to them.  And, like that old scoundrel Haroun, we may at times permit ourselves a respectable impulse.  What is your cousin’s address?

ALINE.  Again I ask—­why?

CROCKSTEAD.  I will put him in a position to marry you.

ALINE. [In extreme surprise.] What! [She rises.

CROCKSTEAD.  Oh, don’t be alarmed, I’ll manage it pleasantly.  I’ll give him tips, shares, speculate for him, make him a director of one or two of my companies.  He shall have an income of four thousand a year.  You can live on that.

ALINE.  You are not serious?

CROCKSTEAD.  Oh yes; and though men may not like me, they always trust my word.  You may.

ALINE.  And why will you do this thing?

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