Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, April 23, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 38 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, April 23, 1892.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, April 23, 1892 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 38 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, April 23, 1892.

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THE NEWEST NARCISSUS;

OR, THE HERO OF OUR DAYS.

    [”—­The curious tendency towards imitation which is observed
    whenever some specially sensational crime is brought into the
    light of publicity.”—­Morning Post.’]

  NARCISSUS? He, that foul ill-favoured brute,
  A fevered age’s most repulsive fruit,
  The murderous coxcomb, the assassin sleek? 
  Stranger comparison could fancy seek?

  Truly ’tis not the self-admiring boy
  Nymph Echo longed so vainly to enjoy;
  Yet the old classic fable hath a phase
  Which seems to fit the opprobrium of our days. 
  Criminal-worship seems our latest cult,
  And this strange figure is its last result. 
  Self-conscious, self-admiring, Crime parades
  Its loathly features, not in slumdom’s shades,
  Or in Alsatian sanctuaries vile. 
  No; peacock-posing and complacent smile
  Pervade the common air, and take the town. 
  The glory of a scandalous renown
  Lures the vain villain more than wrath or gain,
  And cancels all the shame that should restrain: 
  Makes murder half-heroic in his sight,
  And gilds the gallows with factitious light.

  And whose the fault?  Sensation it is thine! 
  The garrulous paragraph, the graphic line,
  Poster and portrait, telegram and tale,
  Make shopboy eager and domestics pale. 
  Over the morbid details workmen pore,
  Toil’s favourite pabulum and chosen lore,
  Penny-a-liners pile the horrors up,
  On which the cockney gobe-mouche loves to sup,
  And paragraph and picture feed the clown
  With the foul garbage that has gorged the town. 
  “Vice is a monster of such hideous mien
  As to be hated needs but to be seen.” 
  So sang the waspish satirist long ago. 
  Now Vice is sketched and Crime is made a show. 
  A hundred eager scribes are at their heel
  To tell the public how they look and feel,
  How eat and drink, how sleep and smoke and play. 
  Murder’s itinerary for a day,
  Set forth in graphic phrase by skilful pens,
  With pictures of its face, its favourite dens,
  Its knife or bludgeon, pistol, paramour,
  Will swell the swift editions hour by hour,
  More than high news of war or of debate,
  The death of heroes or the throes of state. 
  From club-room to street-corner runs the cry
  After the newest fact, or latest lie: 
  The hurrying throng unfolded broad-sheets grasp,
  And read with goggled eyes and lips a-gasp,
  Blood!  Blood!  More Blood!  It makes hot lips go pale,
  But gives the sweetest zest to the unholy tale.

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