supper. But though he had neither seen nor heard
it, yet after some time that he had sucked in the
air infected by the cat’s breath, that quality
of his temperament that had antipathy to that creature
being provoked, he sweat, and, of a sudden, paleness
came over his face, and, to the wonder of us all that
were present, he cried out that in some corner of
the room there was a cat that lay hid.’
Not long after the battle of Wagram and the second
occupation of Vienna by the French, an aide-de-camp
of Napoleon, who at the time occupied, together with
his suite, the Palace of Schoenbrunn, was proceeding
to bed at an unusually late hour, when, on passing
the door of Napoleon’s bedroom, he was surprised
by a most singular noise, and repeated calls from
the Emperor for assistance. Opening the door hastily,
and rushing into the room, a singular spectacle presented
itself—the great soldier of the age, half
undressed, his countenance agitated, the beaded drops
of perspiration standing on his brow, in his hand
his victorious sword, with which he was making frequent
and convulsive lunges at some invisible enemy through
the tapestry that lined the walls. It was a cat
that had secreted herself in this place; and Napoleon
held cats not so much in abhorrence as in terror.
‘A feather,’ says the poet, ‘daunts
the brave;’ and a greater poet, through the
mouth of his Shylock, remarks that ’there are
some that are mad if they behold a cat—a
harmless, necessary cat.’ Count Bertram
would seem to have shared in this unaccountable aversion.
When ’Monsieur Parolles, the gallant militarist,
that had the whole theory of war in the knot of his
scarf, and the practice in the chape of his dagger,’
was convicted of mendacity and cowardice, Bertram
exclaimed, ’I could endure anything before this
but a cat, and now he’s a cat to me.’
The force of censure could no further go.
If Napoleon, however, held cats, as has been averred,
in positive fear, there have been others, and some
of them illustrious captains, that have regarded them
with other feelings. Marshal Turenne could amuse
himself for hours in playing with his kittens; and
the great general, Lord Heathfield, would often appear
on the walls of Gibraltar, at the time of the famous
siege, attended by his favourite cats. Cardinal
Richelieu was also fond of cats; and when we have
enumerated the names of Cowper and Dr Johnson, of Thomas
Gray and Isaac Newton, and, above all, of the tender-hearted
and meditative Montaigne, the list is far from complete
of those who have bestowed on the feline race some
portion of their affections.
Butler, in his Hudibras, observes, in an oft-quoted
passage, that
’Montaigne, playing with his cat,
Complains she thought him but an ass.’