There were special occasions when even deep emotion,
was expressed and then those who were farthest from
having a proper feeling, but nearest to a state of
delirium, arose regularly from their seats and marched
up to the speaker to embrace and kiss him. This
kissing scene always denoted the beginning of the
second half of the feast. The further the dinner
advanced the freer became the conversation, and, when
it had reached the stage where all feeling of restraint
was cast aside, the most insolent and often the rudest
badgering was indulged in, or, if for any reason this
was not allowed, the company began to rally certain
individuals, or, as we might say, began to poke fun
at them. One of the choicest victims of this
favorite occupation of the whole round table was my
papa. It had long been known that when it was
a question of conversation he had three hobbies,
viz.,
personal ranks and decorations in the Prussian State,
the population of all cities and hamlets according
to the latest census, and the names and ducal titles
of the French marshals, including an unlimited number
of Napoleonic anecdotes, the latter usually in the
original. Occasionally this original version was
disputed from the point of view of sentence structure
and grammar, whereupon my father, when driven into
a corner, would reply with imperturbable repose:
“My French feeling tells me that it must be
thus, thus and not otherwise,” a declaration
which naturally served but to increase the hilarity.
Yes, indeed, Napoleon and his marshals! My father’s
knowledge in this field was simply stupendous, and
I wager there was not in that day a single historian,
nor is there any now, who, so far as French war stories
and personal anecdotes of the period from Marengo to
Waterloo are concerned, would have been in any sense
of the word qualified to enter into competition with
him. Where he got all his material is an enigma
to me. The only explanation I can offer is that
he had in his memory a pigeonhole, into which fell
naturally everything he found that appealed to his
passion, in his constant reading of journals and miscellanies.
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When we had been safely lodged, at Midsummer, 1827,
in the house with the gigantic roof and the wooden
eavestrough, into which my father could easily lay
his hand, this question immediately presented itself:
“What is to become of the children now?
To what school shall we send them?” If my mother
had been there a solution of the problem would doubtless
have been found, one that would have had due regard
for what was befitting our station, at least, if not
for what we should learn. But since my mama,
as already stated, had remained in Berlin to receive
treatment for her nerves, the decision rested with
my father, and he settled the matter in short order,
presumably after some such characteristic soliloquy
as follows: “The city has only one school,
the city school, and as the city school is the only