for collecting and compiling his Essay on the “Subterranean
and for the most part Invisible People heretofore
going under the name of Elves, Fawnes, and Fairies,
or the like."[36] In this discourse, the author, “with
undoubting mind,” describes the fairy race as
a sort of astral spirits, of a kind betwixt humanity
and angels—says, that they have children,
nurses, marriages, deaths, and burials, like mortals
in appearance; that, in some respect, they represent
mortal men, and that individual apparitions, or double-men,
are found among them, corresponding with mortals existing
on earth. Mr. Kirke accuses them of stealing
the milk from the cows, and of carrying away, what
is more material, the women in pregnancy, and new-born
children from their nurses. The remedy is easy
in both cases. The milk cannot be stolen if the
mouth of the calf, before he is permitted to suck,
be rubbed with a certain balsam, very easily come by;
and the woman in travail is safe if a piece of cold
iron is put into the bed. Mr. Kirke accounts
for this by informing us that the great northern mines
of iron, lying adjacent to the place of eternal punishment,
have a savour odious to these “fascinating creatures.”
They have, says the reverend author, what one would
not expect, many light toyish books (novels and plays,
doubtless), others on Rosycrucian subjects, and of
an abstruse mystical character; but they have no Bibles
or works of devotion. The essayist fails not
to mention the elf-arrow heads, which have something
of the subtlety of thunderbolts, and can mortally wound
the vital parts without breaking the skin. These
wounds, he says, he has himself observed in beasts,
and felt the fatal lacerations which he could not
see.
[Footnote 36: The title continues:—“Among
the Low Country Scots, as they are described by those
who have the second sight, and now, to occasion farther
enquiry, collected and compared by a circumspect enquirer
residing among the Scottish-Irish (i.e., the
Gael, or Highlanders) in Scotland.” It
was printed with the author’s name in 1691,
and reprinted, Edinburgh, 1815, for Longman & Co.]
It was by no means to be supposed that the elves,
so jealous and irritable a race as to be incensed
against those who spoke of them under their proper
names, should be less than mortally offended at the
temerity of the reverend author, who had pryed so deeply
into their mysteries, for the purpose of giving them
to the public. Although, therefore, the learned
divine’s monument, with his name duly inscribed,
is to be seen at the east end of the churchyard at
Aberfoyle, yet those acquainted with his real history
do not believe that he enjoys the natural repose of
the tomb. His successor, the Rev. Dr. Grahame,
has informed us of the general belief that, as Mr.
Kirke was walking one evening in his night-gown upon
a Dun-shi, or fairy mount, in the vicinity
of the manse or parsonage, behold! he sunk down in
what seemed to be a fit of apoplexy, which the unenlightened