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From an official notice of the sale of an enemy business:—­

    “Lot 2.  The goodwill of the business of the company attaching to goods
    shipped from England to Nigeria, marked with the unregistered or
    common-law trade-marks known as ‘Eagle on Rocks’ and ‘Lion and Flag.’”

We are not surprised to hear of the “Eagle on Rocks” when it had the “Lion and Flag” after it.

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[Illustration:  TILLERS OF THE SOIL.

STUDY OF URBAN DWELLERS PREPARING FOR THE WORST.]

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THE JOY-RIDER AT THE FRONT.

    (Being a free version of Mr. BERNARD SHAW’S articles in “The Daily
    Chronicle” on his visit to the seat of War.)

  “Since the good man, RAMSAY MACDONALD, while touring in the East
  Went out to shoot the tiger, that homicidal beast,
  The most electrifying humanitarian stunt
  Has been my khaki joy-ride along the British Front.

  “It wasn’t my own suggestion; I went as the Government’s guest,
  Invited to see how the brass-hats were running the show on the West;
  I’ve never been sweet on soldiers, but I only went for a week,
  And it gave me heaps of chances of studying war technique.

  “If they really thought to convert me by the loan of a khaki suit,
  Or by conferring upon me the right to claim a salute,
  It wouldn’t at all surprise me, for dullards have always tried
  To bribe true men of genius to take the popular side.

  “Well, I went, I saw, I ‘joy-rode,’ and my verdict remains the same;
  There’s no use having a country unless she’s always to blame;
  For of all the appalling prospects that human life can lend
  The worst is to be unable to play the candid friend.

  “Men talk of France, the Martyr; of her precious blood outpoured;
  Of the innocent helpless victims of the brutal Hunnish horde;
  Presuming, insensate idiots, to label as beast and brute
  The race that has always held me in the very highest repute!

  “While France has failed completely, at least in those later days,
  To show appreciation of my Prefaces and Plays;
  It wouldn’t be therefore worthy of a genuine superman
  To show undue compassion for the sorrows of ‘Marianne.’

  “And as for the sheer destruction of noble and ancient fanes
  Which the prejudiced Hun-hater indignantly arraigns,
  The simple truth compels me in honesty to state
  That the style of some ruined buildings was utterly second-rate.

  “But to quit these trivial matters—­let weaklings wail and weep,
  The loss of a few cathedrals will never affect my sleep—­
  What lifts this Armageddon to an altitude sublime
  Is the crowning fact that it gave me a perfectly glorious time.

  “As an ultra-neutral observer I entered the battle zone
  And emerged unmoved, unshaken, with a heart as cool as a stone;
  No sight could touch or daunt me, no sound my soul untune;
  From pity or tears or sorrow I still remained immune.