[Sidenote:  Reaction.]

There came upon the House at the beginning of the following week a deadly calm, very much in contrast with the storm and stress of its predecessor.  It is ever thus in the House of Commons.  You can never tell how things are going to turn out, except to this extent—­that passion inevitably exhausts itself; and that accordingly, when there has been a good deal of fire and fury one day, or for a few days, there is certain to come a great and deadly calm.  Uganda is not a subject that excites anybody but Mr. Labouchere and Mr. Burdett-Coutts; and even on them it has a disastrous effect.  Mr. Burdett-Coutts is always dull; but Uganda makes him duller than ever.  Labby is usually brilliant; while he discoursed on Uganda he actually made people think Mr. Gladstone ought to have made him a Cabinet Minister—­he displayed such undiscovered and unsuspected powers of respectable dulness.

[Sidenote:  Still the seats.]

Nevertheless, there was still room for excitement and drollery in the perennial question of the seats.  Mr. Chamberlain is not a man to whom people are inclined to make concessions; he is so little inclined to give up anything himself; and, accordingly, there arose a very serious question as to the first seat on the third bench below the Gangway, which he had taken all defiantly for his own.  He counted without one of the oldest and most respected, but also one of the firmest, men in the House.  Mr. T.B.—­or, as everybody calls him, Tom Potter—­sits for Rochdale; he was the life-long friend, and for years he has been the political successor of Cobden in the representation of Rochdale, and he is likewise the founder and the President of the Cobden Club.  Every man has his weakness, and the weakness of Mr. Potter is to always occupy the first seat on the third bench above the Gangway.  Everyone loves the good, kindly old man, the survivor of some of the fiercest conflicts of our time, and everybody is willing to give way to him.  When the Liberals were in Opposition, there was a general desire among the Irish members to take possession of the third seat above the Gangway; and the first seat has enormous advantages—­tactically—­for anyone anxious to catch the Speaker’s eye.  But whenever the sturdy form of the member for Rochdale appeared, the fiercest of the Irishry were ready to give way; and from his coign of vantage, he beamed blissfully down on the House of Commons.

[Sidenote:  Strong, but Merciful.]

Mr. Chamberlain had the boldness to challenge what hitherto had remained unchallenged; and Mr. Potter’s wrath was aroused.  He is not one of those people who require the spiritual sustenance of the Chaplain’s daily prayers; and, accordingly, it was an effort to get down at three o’clock, when that ceremony begins; but his wrath upheld him; and thus it was that on a certain night, the thin form and sharp nose of Mr. Chamberlain peered out on the House from behind