I remember the clear picture of him that hung on the walls of my fancy during my barefoot days when I was dodging his oft-threatened devoirs.  To me he was a terrible old man, in gray clothes, with a long, ragged, gray beard, and reddish, fierce eyes.  I looked to see him come stumping up the road in a cloud of dust, with a white oak staff in his hand and his shoes tied with leather thongs.  I may yet—­

But this is a story, not a sequel.

I have taken notice with regret, that few stories worth reading have been written that did not contain drink of some sort.  Down go the fluids, from Arizona Dick’s three fingers of red pizen to the inefficacious Oolong that nerves Lionel Montressor to repartee in the “Dotty Dialogues.”  So, in such good company I may introduce an absinthe drip—­one absinthe drip, dripped through a silver dripper, orderly, opalescent, cool, green-eyed—­deceptive.

Kerner was a fool.  Besides that, he was an artist and my good friend.  Now, if there is one thing on earth utterly despicable to another, it is an artist in the eyes of an author whose story he has illustrated.  Just try it once.  Write a story about a mining camp in Idaho.  Sell it.  Spend the money, and then, six months later, borrow a quarter (or a dime), and buy the magazine containing it.  You find a full-page wash drawing of your hero, Black Bill, the cowboy.  Somewhere in your story you employed the word “horse.”  Aha! the artist has grasped the idea.  Black Bill has on the regulation trousers of the M. F. H. of the Westchester County Hunt.  He carries a parlor rifle, and wears a monocle.  In the distance is a section of Forty-second Street during a search for a lost gas-pipe, and the Taj Mahal, the famous mausoleum in India.

Enough!  I hated Kerner, and one day I met him and we became friends.  He was young and gloriously melancholy because his spirits were so high and life had so much in store for him.  Yes, he was almost riotously sad.  That was his youth.  When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.  Kerner’s hair was plentiful and carefully matted as an artist’s thatch should be.  He was a cigaretteur, and he audited his dinners with red wine.  But, most of all, he was a fool.  And, wisely, I envied him, and listened patiently while he knocked Velasquez and Tintoretto.  Once he told me that he liked a story of mine that he had come across in an anthology.  He described it to me, and I was sorry that Mr. Fitz-James O’Brien was dead and could not learn of the eulogy of his work.  But mostly Kerner made few breaks and was a consistent fool.

I’d better explain what I mean by that.  There was a girl.  Now, a girl, as far as I am concerned, is a thing that belongs in a seminary or an album; but I conceded the existence of the animal in order to retain Kerner’s friendship.  He showed me her picture in a locket—­she was a blonde or a brunette—­I have forgotten which.  She worked in a factory for eight dollars a week.  Lest factories quote this wage by way of vindication, I will add that the girl had worked for five years to reach that supreme elevation of remuneration, beginning at $1.50 per week.