These devotees of curiosity swarm, like flies, in a moment in a struggling, breathless circle about the scene of an unusual occurrence.  If a workman opens a manhole, if a street car runs over a man from North Tarrytown, if a little boy drops an egg on his way home from the grocery, if a casual house or two drops into the subway, if a lady loses a nickel through a hole in the lisle thread, if the police drag a telephone and a racing chart forth from an Ibsen Society reading-room, if Senator Depew or Mr. Chuck Connors walks out to take the air—­if any of these incidents or accidents takes place, you will see the mad, irresistible rush of the “rubber” tribe to the spot.

The importance of the event does not count.  They gaze with equal interest and absorption at a chorus girl or at a man painting a liver pill sign.  They will form as deep a cordon around a man with a club-foot as they will around a balked automobile.  They have the furor rubberendi.  They are optical gluttons, feasting and fattening on the misfortunes of their fellow beings.  They gloat and pore and glare and squint and stare with their fishy eyes like goggle-eyed perch at the book baited with calamity.

It would seem that Cupid would find these ocular vampires too cold game for his calorific shafts, but have we not yet to discover an immune even among the Protozoa?  Yes, beautiful Romance descended upon two of this tribe, and love came into their hearts as they crowded about the prostrate form of a man who had been run over by a brewery wagon.

William Pry was the first on the spot.  He was an expert at such gatherings.  With an expression of intense happiness on his features, he stood over the victim of the accident, listening to his groans as if to the sweetest music.  When the crowd of spectators had swelled to a closely packed circle William saw a violent commotion in the crowd opposite him.  Men were hurled aside like ninepins by the impact of some moving body that clove them like the rush of a tornado.  With elbows, umbrella, hat-pin, tongue, and fingernails doing their duty, Violet Seymour forced her way through the mob of onlookers to the first row.  Strong men who even had been able to secure a seat on the 5.30 Harlem express staggered back like children as she bucked centre.  Two large lady spectators who had seen the Duke of Roxburgh married and had often blocked traffic on Twenty-third Street fell back into the second row with ripped shirtwaists when Violet had finished with them.  William Pry loved her at first sight.

The ambulance removed the unconscious agent of Cupid.  William and Violet remained after the crowd had dispersed.  They were true Rubberers.  People who leave the scene of an accident with the ambulance have not genuine caoutchouc in the cosmogony of their necks.  The delicate, fine flavour of the affair is to be had only in the after-taste—­in gloating over the spot, in gazing fixedly at the houses opposite, in hovering there in a dream more exquisite than the opium-eater’s ecstasy.  William Pry and Violet Seymour were connoisseurs in casualties.  They knew how to extract full enjoyment from every incident.